*offers <3*

first feed him, h'll really purr for you then.

Here's my "furry fatass" fantasy: If I were to ever spot an anthropomorphic American fatass, I'd get the biggest meat cleaver I could find, slice the animal's head off, and cut away every inch of fat tissue from the creature and store each hunk of bloody flesh in a bag. Then I'd pack the fresh fatass in my car and drive to the nearest hospital, toss the bag in the furnace they use to burn medical biproducts, and watch the fat burn.

The 5-0 don't have shit on me because it's not murder if it's not human. Fuck yeah!

.....rriiight

Murrrr Can I get in there if I rub it? ^^

sure why not.

YAYZ! *gives him extra awesome murry belly rubs* ^^

He's awesome. <333

he is.:D thanks.

Mmmm....

Belly wubs AND licks for him

oh he'll love that.:D

*purrs and noms his tum tum*