Once upon a time, a deity of pure energy walked the land as a slime creature, bent on serving many dishes to wondering patrons. He served them many dishes, from heavy foods of meat, to the superb starches, to the sweetest desserts. Everywhere he went, he served them well, even if his cooking wasn't the best because he was starting out, he wanted many to try his food. One day, as he was collecting ingredients in a swamp, he came across a green gem in the shape of a green peach. Fascinated, he took the peach with him to his cooking lab at the end of the swamp and began cooking it into a fine cobbler, but was surprised of it's uses as it reformed. Cooking the peach piece by piece into more sweet dishes of cakes and ice creams, he was bewildered and yet amazed. Once he was weary, he looked at the fruit for energy and consumed it. However, once he took his first bite, he began to lust more ravenously for the fruit and consumed it all, including the dishes that held the fruit. After consuming the food he was to serve, he fell into a stasis nap to digest the food. As he napped, it began. As the magical green fruit dissolved, the fat of the fruit began to spread over him and make him green himself by oozing from the inside out. Once he woke, he wondered what happened as he looked over his new girth, and slithered over to his mirror. He seemed relaxed and fine, only curious of what happened to his left eye, but decided to worry about it later. Deciding to sleep for another 100 years, he smiled warmly in his sleep, unaware of the flashing of lightning revealing that half his face, held his darkest demon within.

(A short little bonus story to foreshadow DJC's true form. Hope you'll like it. But first tell me, will you be friend or victim of this slimy alien god?)