Original by  EarlSandwich

Heh heh... I know this looks like a weird situation, but trust me, I'm pretty alright with this! When that old dude sold me those weird saltwater taffies, I knew they were cursed the whole time! And he acted all coy like I had no idea... Truth is, sometimes, a guy just has to be a seal from time to time!

Title: Welcome to the Real World - Ace