I dream of Crimson Nirnroot
Last night I had a dream that was like....I kept waking up, so there are three 'playthroughs' of the same dream
in the first playthrough I had moved to Canada and lived down the street from the ocean so I went to the ocean and walked around until it was time to go to school. When I went to school, there was this Weird Kid and to try to make friends he had on a Cicero Costume. Since it was 2011 in the dream, people thought it was cool that he was cosplaying Skyrim but didn't like him cosplaying Cicero. I went up to him and I was like 'hey I'm the listener' and we became best friends.
Then we went on a field trip to the ocean and on the way there I was like 'hold up' so they stopped the bus and let me out bc I knew where we were going and wanted to walk the rest of the way. The teacher got out too and he was like 'here if you're going alone eat this." and he gave me a Crimson Nirnroot so I ate it and instantly passed out. When I came to, I went to the meeting place, but everyone was dead. The teacher jumped out and revealed himself to be the Daedric Prince Sanguine, and was like 'haha I got you'. I went to look for Cicero-kid and found him with an arrow to the face but his corpse got up and stabbed me to death, ending the first playthrough.
In the second one, I stayed on the bus and made it to the meeting place, an abandoned building by the sea, and I was looking for Cicero-kid so we could buddy up for the activities. I couldn't find him anywhere, so I was really stressed out. The teacher had us like...looking for random shit in the building like railroad nails,cups,etc. And there was this douche named Matt and with a bunch of people around him, he shattered the glass on a case to get the cups inside. I went over and I was like 'hey asshole don't shatter glass, you could hurt yourself or others' and everyone thought I was being an ass. I didn't wanna deal w/ the broken glass so I went to walk along the ocean shore and look for seashells. When I got back it turned out that the teacher had actually brought us there to be part of the reality TV show, and they framed me yelling at Matt into me just being the worst person ever, so everyone outside of the show now hated me, ending iteration 2.
In the third one, it picked up as we were producing the second season of the reality TV show. The teacher paired me with Matt so I could have a redemption arc and internally I was like 'what the fuck is this bullshit.' There was one moment where Matt apologized for breaking the glass so I apologized for yelling but then it turned out he faked the apology for the camera. I was like 'bro wtf' and then the teacher came over and was like 'it's the school festival arc, you two are in charge of building a wall-climbing event'. And Matt totally took charge over the project and made....a horizontal stretch of cloth with pillows on it. I was like 'that's not a wall climb' so I went to build my own. I made it by putting railroad nails into a cooked penis tree, and at the top you had to grab a price tag and match it to a product, then you won the product. I called it the Retail Climb. Matt got super-pissed that I made an actual attraction and I was framed once again as the villain.
in the first playthrough I had moved to Canada and lived down the street from the ocean so I went to the ocean and walked around until it was time to go to school. When I went to school, there was this Weird Kid and to try to make friends he had on a Cicero Costume. Since it was 2011 in the dream, people thought it was cool that he was cosplaying Skyrim but didn't like him cosplaying Cicero. I went up to him and I was like 'hey I'm the listener' and we became best friends.
Then we went on a field trip to the ocean and on the way there I was like 'hold up' so they stopped the bus and let me out bc I knew where we were going and wanted to walk the rest of the way. The teacher got out too and he was like 'here if you're going alone eat this." and he gave me a Crimson Nirnroot so I ate it and instantly passed out. When I came to, I went to the meeting place, but everyone was dead. The teacher jumped out and revealed himself to be the Daedric Prince Sanguine, and was like 'haha I got you'. I went to look for Cicero-kid and found him with an arrow to the face but his corpse got up and stabbed me to death, ending the first playthrough.
In the second one, I stayed on the bus and made it to the meeting place, an abandoned building by the sea, and I was looking for Cicero-kid so we could buddy up for the activities. I couldn't find him anywhere, so I was really stressed out. The teacher had us like...looking for random shit in the building like railroad nails,cups,etc. And there was this douche named Matt and with a bunch of people around him, he shattered the glass on a case to get the cups inside. I went over and I was like 'hey asshole don't shatter glass, you could hurt yourself or others' and everyone thought I was being an ass. I didn't wanna deal w/ the broken glass so I went to walk along the ocean shore and look for seashells. When I got back it turned out that the teacher had actually brought us there to be part of the reality TV show, and they framed me yelling at Matt into me just being the worst person ever, so everyone outside of the show now hated me, ending iteration 2.
In the third one, it picked up as we were producing the second season of the reality TV show. The teacher paired me with Matt so I could have a redemption arc and internally I was like 'what the fuck is this bullshit.' There was one moment where Matt apologized for breaking the glass so I apologized for yelling but then it turned out he faked the apology for the camera. I was like 'bro wtf' and then the teacher came over and was like 'it's the school festival arc, you two are in charge of building a wall-climbing event'. And Matt totally took charge over the project and made....a horizontal stretch of cloth with pillows on it. I was like 'that's not a wall climb' so I went to build my own. I made it by putting railroad nails into a cooked penis tree, and at the top you had to grab a price tag and match it to a product, then you won the product. I called it the Retail Climb. Matt got super-pissed that I made an actual attraction and I was framed once again as the villain.
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