Huma-Chicks® never saw THIS coming!

Apparently the transformed young women who are now laying eggs for Huma-Chicks® and the workers who feed them, tend them and maintain their coops are equally lonesome and frustrated. And Nature has taken its course.

When the Huma-Chicks® engineers, scientists and executives found out about these goings-on, they were contemplating a mass firing, until they realized that the chickens who had received this... um... special attention experienced a profound increase in ovulation, resulting in a 35% uptick in egg production! Talk about egging them on!

So NOW, what do they do? Well, they decide that OFFICIALLY, this behavior is not to be tolerated. In all candor, however, a 35% increase in production is not to be sneezed at. So, UNOFFICIALLY, it is allowed and even ENCOURAGED. They insist upon two things. One, DISCRETION. No trying out the prize layer in front of the whole coop. Instead, they are advised to make use of the many charmingly named “love nests” located in obscure corners of the compound. And two, USE PROTECTION! Company officials have put out the rumor that unprotected sex with the Huma-Chicks® could lead to a really NASTY dose of Sexually-Transmitted Salmonella. POPPYCOCK! The REAL reason is because they do not want to DEAL with any chimeric monstrosities that might hatch from any EGGS fertilized this way.

But still, other complications will occur. This employee, for example, who will only identify himself as GONZO, has fallen hard for his Camilla, and wants them both to fly the coop! He wants to bring her home to Mama, who, I'm afraid will not be impressed that she was raised Kosher.

Chances are she will call him a cotton-picking-chicken... ah... PLUCKER.

We can only hope true love will prevail. Besides, he needs the eggs.

Another big tip of the DeviantArt hat to gmoe https://www.deviantart.com/gmoe47 whose brilliant story series, "Huma-Chicks" inspired this photomanip.