Changed the lyrics to The Kinks "Apeman" song. Done as a Yiffup request for  ITalkToTheWind

I think I'm anthropomorphized
'Cause I'm living my life like a horny animal
But all around me, everybody's yiffing
And they're humping like dogs in heat man
So I'm no better than the animals
In Zootopia man
Because compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an yiffy dude
I think I'm so lewd and I'm so pervy
'Cause I'm a murrsuit porn watcher
With the furpiles and licking and panting
And the crazy bitches in heat
I feel warm, and fuzzy
I want to die in a furry orgy
I want dive into the furrymuck
And make like an filthy animal
I'm an yiffy dude, I'm an yiffy yiffy dude
No, I'm an yiffy dude
Well, I'm a King Dong dude, I'm a Yiffy-Doo dude
No, I'm an yiffy dude
'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an yiffy dude
I'm an yiffy dude, I'm an yiffy yiffy dude
No, I'm an yiffy dude
Well, I'm a King Dong dude, I'm a Yiffy-Doo dude
No, I'm an yiffy dude
I feel warm, and fuzzy
I want to die in a furry orgy
I want dive into the furrymuck
And make like an yiffy dude