Soo, there's this mailman AU fanfic that I totally totally am in love with in the Star Trek fandom. It fills me with glee. PICARD OWNS A BULLDOG NAMED WORF.

Sooo, Bones is a vet instead, and Kirk is a lovely mailman. 8D Chekov is Bones' assistant and Sulu is the receptionist. and that's all you really need to know.

Pot. Kettle. Asshole is a quote from a friend from years and years and years ago, I remembered it recently and it finally got its usage in my art.