Forgot to put this here

I felt bad about these boys https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30922357/ and decided to let them escape whatever their fate was going to be, and run off with whatever dignity they have left. Hopefully they left their car key inside the car (and the doors open) or it's gonna be another awkward horror movie cliché…

Here's how it would go (but then again, they can't be unlucky enough to have this happen to them):
*Frantically shakes the door handle* "It's locked!!"
"You got the key??"
He glares at him. "Do I look like I have the fucking key on me??"
"It must still be... back in the h-hen house... *gasp* w-what do we do??"
"LeT's sPlIt Up!!1 I'll go and retrieve the key... you, try and find help around here…"

That wouldn't end well.