Mary-Ann is always willing to give things a try at first it would seem. Jumping into the hand of someone who isn't keen on all this and asking to get played like a sport.

She has the hots for Mathilda, this is her kinda probing how far she can go.

Shrunk? She's just returned to her normal size!

I've missed your Mary-ann

Well, her normal size is about 1,20 m since she is anthropomorphic. It really fluctuates thou since she is quite found of size altering substances.

Ah, but those are Wonderland meters!

Begs the question. Is wonderland using the metric system? Or is is using something completely wacky und illogical like the imperial system?

Well, if a meter is defined as the length of a pendulum that swings once a second, and the length a second is more like
"eh, dunno what are you feeling like?"
"I'm feeling like 86,016 seconds in a day, nice round number"
"But 86,016 isn't a round number!"
"It is in base 16!"
"Father Time, you scamp!"
"Come back in an hour, we'll do base 24!"
"Old hours or new ones?"
"Now you're getting it!"
...those have got to be some very strange measuring sticks indeed

Well, thats one base, another is water. One liter of water is one cubic decimeter, thats a cube with a sidelength of 10 centimeters. 1 liter of water freezes at 0° Celsius and starts boiling at 100° Celsius. The weight of 1 liter of water is 1 kilogramm.
Thats the beauty of the metric system, everything is interconnected and logical.

I feel like that also breaks down in wonderland somehow