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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Godzilla
You know those "ruin a movie/band/whatever by changing one letter/word/whatever" memes on Twitter? There was one once that was: "Ruin a movie by replacing a word with Godzilla". The best reply was by Bill Corbett of RiffTrax: "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Godzilla". This was my illustration of that.
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"Don't that picture look dusty," says Jesse James as he steps up on a chair to face the wall. Slowly, storm clouds gather outside. Then a bolt of lightning shoots through the ceiling and strikes him down.
Afterward, God tours with a theater show in Manhattan in which He reenacts the shooting, but the crowds gradually turn hostile, hailing Jesse as a legend and calling God a Coward.
Afterward, God tours with a theater show in Manhattan in which He reenacts the shooting, but the crowds gradually turn hostile, hailing Jesse as a legend and calling God a Coward.
Jessie James was a lad who killed many a man
He robbed that Glendale Train
And the people they did say
That for many miles away
It was robbed by Frank and Jessie James,
Oh, Jessie has a wife to morn for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty li'l coward
Who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jessie in his grave.
He robbed that Glendale Train
And the people they did say
That for many miles away
It was robbed by Frank and Jessie James,
Oh, Jessie has a wife to morn for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty li'l coward
Who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jessie in his grave.
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