This is where I make wonderful food like this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3608407/

Though I got better at frying.

Creep usually sits at the table and complains about my cooking then.
Yesterday he bragged "Ugh. That meat isn't well-fried. Do it again!"
He ate fries while I had to fry it again...and guess what.

Then he said "I think the meat is past its expiration date".
I said "Yeah yeah" and just ate my Cordon Blue...it was good and not past the expiration date