The CrashOctopus doesn't *like* his job, but the pay's decent and the benefits are superb. Sure, he gets tossed around the seafloor all day long by cephalopod engineers trying to design a safer ocean transport, but they always pay any resulting hospital bills and give him disability pay. Besides, he doesn't have anything better to do except chase sharks, and if he's going to lose limbs anyway, he'd prefer the method that doesn't involve sharp, pointy teeth.

This guy is my website logo, and also the star of the knit beanie caps I have for SALE! Check out my website for details.

Media: Gouache on paper
Size: 11x14" (image is cropped)
Prints: Available on my website