**cue fitting background music**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

(Somewhere around the early 20th century)
*Ahem*
This old misery of vast proportions, was a fine and sound idea for an afternoon drawing session and there is no doubt he would've made an excellent addition to the ACME animation department, had he not been realized during one too many unfortunate and accidental in-betweens of Wile E. Coyote.
A bit mistreated at birth by a junior assistant animator at the famed animation studio, the poor untitled failure quickly found himself the protagonist of a dystopic nightmare as he spent his first few seconds outside the safe womb of caffeine-deprived cartoonist brain, in the nearest waste basket scheduled for immediate disposal.
Indeed, Mr. Coyote's future seemed rather grim from the soon-to-be recycled two-dimensional plane he occupied, and had it not been for the good Director Mr. Jones calling it a day that very fateful evening, the world might not have known very much of Wile's unwanted cousin, except for his remarkable taste in film grain and squiggly lines.
How he escaped his own death (or why he even wanted to) and ended up on this 1952 postcard is a mystery yet to be revealed. His life in frames we have not the means of following accurately. For all we know for certain of this unfortunate gentleman is that he lived during the reign of President Disney the First and the Fifth.