art and text by  white-ryce
"Unfortunately, we've decided to delay the official announcement to investigate an... unforeseen behavior in the supplement when taken incorrectly. In my excitement to try our first batch of this new product several weeks ago, I consumed several times the amount we normally recommend; we've since found out that high doses may cause the supplement to completely skip the labor phase, and so I have been carrying this litter for over two months.

The good news, however, is that all thirty-eight of them grew to maturity within the hour as we expected, and despite my size I haven't experienced a single stray contraction--we might just have a new business opportunity to explore here!"