*Calls for random made up mystery* I got these donuts but the keep going away

Hmmm... to the doughnut shop!

>|3 yes
Now uhh I need you to check all the donuts here >.>

*carefully selects them one by one, eating them all*

Hmmm no clues? Then we must keep looking *pushes you into the storage room filled with pastries*

*starts to "search" each one into my maw and belly*

How's the search detective? *rubs your belly*

yay =3

Adorable! Though it looks like all those donuts are starting to take a toll on your wardrobe. Keep it up, and you'll start having trouble sneaking around, too! (Not that I terribly mind, of course! *he wonders if you've noticed there's only one button left on your shirt - HE certainly has...*)

Oh, what am I saying? Of course an extra donut here and there couldn't hurt - and your clothes fit great! (he says, completely honestly) I have another dozen, would you like a few? *he says, offering the box*

Hmmm... *he fingers through, grabbing a pair and munching down on them* Don't mind if I do~

*grins* I have some milkshake here, too!

Oooo... *wags and starts to chug the thick shake down*

Surely bad guys will have hard times with you around!

Hehe, at least getting up once I sit on them. X3

lol Yes! Sitting on someone would be good for an interrogation too, don't you think?

It'd definitely would get some response. X3

I continue to have a picture in my mind about this character! It's ok for you if I (try to) draw it?

There's that stylish gumshoe, John Lobo... off to solve (or perpetrate) the Case of the Missing Donuts.

Hehehe, I do love my doughnuts. <3

Are they jelly filled donuts? :3

..Kinda easy to blow yer cover if a button pops *snikers*

Unless I'm a undercover as a champion eater!

Hmn :/... I guess that would work. <3

Hi Detective! *Pts your belly* Seems like you love snacking on the job.