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God, don't even talk about eggplants, seriously, you could just wind up offending a lot of people because of it. Especially the ones that have lost their jobs because of it, not to mention friends! I have a friend that won't even talk to me because of eggplants.
I suppose he wears normal clothes when he leaves the house ;)
I pretty much copied what he's wearing here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/1583028
I pretty much copied what he's wearing here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/1583028
yerterday my father dropped a tiny cucumber on my dinner plate between two avocado halves to make a visual dick joke
he wanted to see if it'd make me feel awkward and i had to inform him that it's the kind of stuff that i find absolutely hysterical
quality bonding over a penis joke
he wanted to see if it'd make me feel awkward and i had to inform him that it's the kind of stuff that i find absolutely hysterical
quality bonding over a penis joke
Remember me another drawing ! =>
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/926453/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/926453/
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
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