One of the biggest perks of being a pirate is that it's impossible to feel lonely. There's always people. And whenever you want to talk to someone, they're happy to converse. Granted, it's usually 'let me go' or 'don't hurt me', so you might have to work a bit to get a constructive conversation.

Best part? You'll always have a captive audience to practice your latest stand-up routine on.

Art by  jerberjer