My new murrsona is McStabby the CRACKHEAD TREE LEPRECHAUN!!! I hide in a tree protecting my pot o guiness- I mean GOLD- from those who would seek to steel mah bukkit!!! However somehow  ifus saw me and managed to draw up this AMATEUR SKETCH!! Oh noes!!

(If you're not getting the joke, I live in Mobile, AL.
http://www.wheredagoldat.com/ - Read under the Facts section.
http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content.....eur-sketch.jpg - popular amateur sketch)