Wanted: Very Bad English

The stallion seemed to hide under an unkind glance. He became nervous, snoring and jerked his head.
"You seem to have stopped speaking English, “Go see” and “buy the first hit” - these are somewhat different things. And why did you call me? To brag about threw into the pipe... how much does it cost?"
Justify has never been tactful or friendly. Many considered her a rather unpleasant person, but the horse looked deeper.
He could not understand what had happened to her scent. The human smell was mixed with something alien.
Smell of danger.
“I brought you here to solemnly announce that from now on you will be his jockey,” said the man who held the horse, liked his trick.
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Juuuust"
For the first time in a long time, the young man smiled.
"This horse will devour all your money, it will break again, and when they give me crutch after the fall, you will regret it."