(Superman parody)

During an excavation in Egypt, Ricky Roarington uncovered a great statue of a forgotten deity of passion and fertility. Upon touching the phallus of the statue (for research purposes, of course...), he felt a blazing, golden energy surge through him. His physique became that of a god, and he gained extraordinary powers which have made him not only a great asset in the war against crime, but also the object of many crushes. With his strength and powers, he could take anyone he wanted by force. But he's not a lecherous fiend. He's Captain Noble! He is the very embodiment of chivalry and honor! Besides, women(and men) practically throw themselves to their knees... at his feet. He scarcely even has to ask.

Species: Lion

Powers: Super strength, Flight, Supersonic Roar, super sense of smell, supersexual stamina,

Special: Although he does quote himself as being noble, chivalrous and pure, he's probably gotten more tail than anybody. One thing's for sure. If he has impregnated any women, they will have VERY healthy babies.