I wanted to have a "clean" version of https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35904869/ so I hacked around a bit. It looks kinda weird without those massive tits to balance these huge hips, but there's a certain charm in the way her overall silhouette resembles a genie bottle.

I suspect this version is no less likely to grant your wish in ways that do not involve massive suffering. But at least maybe you'll be able to try and think of some of the loopholes without the distraction of that cleavage.