Awesome cartoon. XD

And i have to say, that is a brillantly devised
way of getting your cash.

In this country your manager generally signs your paycheck, I believe. Employers are generally quite interested in saving money, I think they do just the opposite, now and then they just stop paying you or funding your benifits etc, and wait for you to come to them, oh, haha, must have been a computer glitch. Darn. Let it go by a whole month without seeing HR, though, you'll never see that money.

Wow.
That's just...

Both lucky, brilliant, terrible and lazy!

...

It's quite a fantasy existence there. XP

That reminds me of the time I walked into one of the many pizza-delivery places I worked, told the person behind the counter I was there to start work and they processed me. By the time the store manager was aware of my presence, I had performed well enough to be a keeper.

Huh, that's actually really clever in a devious sort of way. Nice.

Thank you.

That takes enormous balls of a some kind of copper alloy... I love the idea.

Thank you.

wow

Wish I could find a job like either of those. Actually, just find a job.

Well, how naughty!

As a Security Guard, I frown on such behavior from my fellow employees. You would get away with it till the day your boss from the security company came to the site to check up on you. then you would be fired. What did you put down on your Daily Activity Report?

And the girl in Flashdance was a terrible welder. I think it's a cartoon, rather than career counseling advice.

Yeah, but you've made one glaring mistake here.

YOU'RE TELLING OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT IT.

David Niven claimed to do exactly the same thing in hollywood as an extra...

Someone I once worked with told me about this person he use to see at the mine where he worked in the machine shop. This guy was the most industrious person there, he said. Every day he would be moving these large carts of scrap and material around the shop. He was always on time, almost never took a sick day and rarely took a vacation. He was so focused and so loyal that no one ever questioned him or even bothered to check up on him. Turns out when he retired someone finally asked how he managed to last for 30 years at that place. And what he did..for most of his entire time there..was simply move that one pile of metal from one end of the building, which was easily about 400 feet long and almost that wide, to the other. That's it.

I don't know if this is true or not as I had no way to verify it, but it sure was an interesting story.

How I wish I could do that.

We can tell that "Karl" is not you, for two major reasons.
A nice looking lady is paying attention to him, and he got away with it.