Mythical Misfits - Easter Wallpaper
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"It's lovely, guys." It was then that something clicked in my brain. "Um... where's Mano?"
Sure enough, while the dragon and gryphon were present, the minotaur was nowhere to be seen. "Um", stammered Griff, "he's close by..." Red snickered on the other side of the chocolate bunny. Something was decidedly not right. I took a closer look at the bunny.
"Red", I asked with a look askance to the dragon, "why does the bunny have such a surprised look on his face?"
"Oh, he, er, IT just came out like that", he answered, not meeting my eyes.
The click inside my head completed, the mental conclusion switch striking home.
"Griff?"
"Yes?"
"Mano is in there, isn't he?"
The two mythicals looked crestfallen. "Aw", grumbled Red, "it was supposed to be a surprise."
"I'm sure it was", I told him as I ran my hand down my face in exasperation, "at least for Mano. But I'd rather not eat chocolate that's been intimate with a minotaur. Now you two help me get him out of this. Even if he can't suffocate, I can't imagine he likes the full-body restraint much."
Griff sighed and turned to go. "I'll get a mallet. That should crack that cocoa cocoon concisely."
"Good. Oh, and Griff?"
He turned back. "Yes?"
I gave him another look askance. "Creamy filling? Isn't he the wrong gender for that?"
The gryphon looked idly skyward. "In the interest of being family-friendly, yes. But beefy filling didn't sound right."
I shook my head with a smile that resolved into a full facepalm. "Just get the mallet..."
Sure enough, while the dragon and gryphon were present, the minotaur was nowhere to be seen. "Um", stammered Griff, "he's close by..." Red snickered on the other side of the chocolate bunny. Something was decidedly not right. I took a closer look at the bunny.
"Red", I asked with a look askance to the dragon, "why does the bunny have such a surprised look on his face?"
"Oh, he, er, IT just came out like that", he answered, not meeting my eyes.
The click inside my head completed, the mental conclusion switch striking home.
"Griff?"
"Yes?"
"Mano is in there, isn't he?"
The two mythicals looked crestfallen. "Aw", grumbled Red, "it was supposed to be a surprise."
"I'm sure it was", I told him as I ran my hand down my face in exasperation, "at least for Mano. But I'd rather not eat chocolate that's been intimate with a minotaur. Now you two help me get him out of this. Even if he can't suffocate, I can't imagine he likes the full-body restraint much."
Griff sighed and turned to go. "I'll get a mallet. That should crack that cocoa cocoon concisely."
"Good. Oh, and Griff?"
He turned back. "Yes?"
I gave him another look askance. "Creamy filling? Isn't he the wrong gender for that?"
The gryphon looked idly skyward. "In the interest of being family-friendly, yes. But beefy filling didn't sound right."
I shook my head with a smile that resolved into a full facepalm. "Just get the mallet..."
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