And now presenting, the most metal thing I've ever recorded!
I went to a seminar on extended vocal techniques and this what it inspired.

Lyrics:
Chorus:
No, can't you hear them say
no, can't you hear them say
no, can't you hear them say
Jambalaya, Jambalaya
No, can't you hear them say
no, can't you hear them say
no, can't you hear them say
Jambalaya, Jambalaya

break it on down to the left street
baking no meat, only 8 feet, laugh it up

make a wrong sound to the high hopes
trollin' wrong dopes, tying no ropes, look around

now unfurled, lead it by
now unfurled, lead it by

Repeat Chorus

Bridge:
hobbling, (can't complete the rhythm)
crawling, (can't complete the rhythm)
mauling,

{on the up-beats} what, who, where, why?
Repeat Bridge again

Repeat Chorus

who can have all when they want some
then the dogs come, eat the stale crumb, next in line

feel it all dumb in a fake rub
it's a take hub, if ya get snubbed, step in time

now unfurled, lead it by
now unfurled, lead it by

Repeat chorus