The Duke of Butts

He's more like a baron or count in terms of importance I think?

I mean, he isn't even dead yet.

I guess most famous counts are undead.

Believable bipeds with happy hanging tongues, I like them. Welcome back Sabhaxlia.

She's immortal now you can never be rid of her

I don't have a type.

Wife, you have a type

I can't stop cumming....

sabby's back and she's better than ever

for christmas, this year, sabhaxlia's here!

does anyone even remember the hess truck, honestly now

- Ruff!
- Here!
- Wuff!
- Here!
- *staring at the list and moving lips in awkward silence*
- Here!

Man the guy to the left doesn't even flinch at them just appearing out of nowhere.

Also damn 10 actual years? I can't even really remember any characters that I haven't drawn since 5 years ago.

when you're a corpsebound everything's numb and someone appearing out of the air isn't as shocking either since you're like 250 years old and you've seen a lot

Sabhaxlia! Immortality looks good on her.

it's because her body is just a consciously directed manifestation of her immortal, authorial godhead, so she can make it look however she wants

when she wants to be COOL she gets those glowing eyes and trims herself down and gets some muscle definition

when she's not out to impress she reverts back to her slightly chubby, mundane looking self

this is entirely her doing that thing where you show up to an ex's place looking incredible just to kind of show them up but you're a god and you can see their entire life and you see he's become a decent guy with a good life so you end up not wanting to actually style on him as much as you thought you did

i wanted to continue this with a heartfelt series of them interacting but for some reason a plague and economic crisis isn't doing wonders for my drawing, wow

No it hasn't been 10 years it's been like 3. You must be wrong.

2012 was his last appearance

Yeah that's like 3 years ago. It's the current year. 2015.

You say the name three times and then you act like you're surprised when they show up?

thaaaat's gods