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(Currently Closed to New Commissions. Sorry, but please do enjoy the text below as well as all of the Completed Wishes.)
Greetings and Salutations! i am Henry Hornfellow. I also respond to "Creep", "Weirdo" and "Oh dear {insert choice of various gods; name(s) here} where the {insert choice of profanity here} did you come from!?!"
Why am I here, you may ask? And where did your lovable Raccoon host surry off to? *Bag of Holding squrims with a muffled screaming before Henry slaps it* Who knows and who cares? I am here to give you the offer of a lifetime! I shall use my vast magical powers and prowless to grant each of you a single wish of your choice to the best of my ablility. However, there is a small catch (as there always is with wish granting. How sad). See, I, Henry Hornfellow am totally a human (*quickly checks his ears before continuing*) Yes, human Wild Magic Sorcerer. And sadly my Wild Magic Surges don't just happen some of the time, but every single time I cast any spell.
Sooooooo Side effects may or may not include (but not be limited to…) bouts of insanity, paranoia, apocolyptic weather, missing limbs, additional limbs, being teleported to unknown lands, having creatures around you be compelled to come to you, being attacked, being worshiped, regressing, aging rapidly, being cursed, gaining special bonus effects for certain actions, gaining disadvantages in certain actions, lycanthropy, blinking out of existence entirely, Transforming into a potted plant and/or temporary death… Do not make a wish if you're nursing, pregnate, or don't want to become pregnant
Besides all that. I hope you're all up for the challenge and wish you all the best of luck in getting exactly what you want out of me.
IRL talk. Overall, think of this as my version of "The Douchebag Genie" I'm doing it for laughs, giggles, and of course the practice.
What are you going to get with your "Wish"? A quick rough image of your character receiving their wish and any results of Wild Magic Surges that may appear while granting the wish. This is being done for free, but as usual with my free commissions, that does not (nessisarily) mean that you can have whatever you want. This is all being done for good silly random fun. Some images might take longer than others, but I will eventually get to each and every one of you. I don't know how long these commissions will be open though, but it will not be forever.
If you are, think of something fun and I'll roll to see what… "bonus" you'll get out of the deal. Or if you really like something on the list… maybe I could skip the dice roll, if you make your own wish interesting enough to combo with it. Who knows? Just don't make it too obvious, you know?
PLEASE limit your wishes to ONE sentence (I'm looking at you
Clow. I love you and Geno, Bro. However, you are seriously impossible to shop for.).
Also, please keep it clean. I am a clean artist. Please and Thank you.
(I'm going to be using this list to the best of my ability. https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf So if something doesn't work or is a bit vague, I'll find a way to make it work or just have fun with how Henry grants your wishes.)
And no wishing for more wishes. Trust me. He'll just turn you into a genie or something.
Lastly and certainly not least. And this is the most important thing of all....
The Bearowl Chickabee on his shoulder is named Pandora. She's only three months old and Henry loves her very much. You can't has her.
You all got that? Good. I've got three images ready right now, so by all means take your time in deciding what you want.
Greetings and Salutations! i am Henry Hornfellow. I also respond to "Creep", "Weirdo" and "Oh dear {insert choice of various gods; name(s) here} where the {insert choice of profanity here} did you come from!?!"
Why am I here, you may ask? And where did your lovable Raccoon host surry off to? *Bag of Holding squrims with a muffled screaming before Henry slaps it* Who knows and who cares? I am here to give you the offer of a lifetime! I shall use my vast magical powers and prowless to grant each of you a single wish of your choice to the best of my ablility. However, there is a small catch (as there always is with wish granting. How sad). See, I, Henry Hornfellow am totally a human (*quickly checks his ears before continuing*) Yes, human Wild Magic Sorcerer. And sadly my Wild Magic Surges don't just happen some of the time, but every single time I cast any spell.
Sooooooo Side effects may or may not include (but not be limited to…) bouts of insanity, paranoia, apocolyptic weather, missing limbs, additional limbs, being teleported to unknown lands, having creatures around you be compelled to come to you, being attacked, being worshiped, regressing, aging rapidly, being cursed, gaining special bonus effects for certain actions, gaining disadvantages in certain actions, lycanthropy, blinking out of existence entirely, Transforming into a potted plant and/or temporary death… Do not make a wish if you're nursing, pregnate, or don't want to become pregnant
Besides all that. I hope you're all up for the challenge and wish you all the best of luck in getting exactly what you want out of me.
IRL talk. Overall, think of this as my version of "The Douchebag Genie" I'm doing it for laughs, giggles, and of course the practice.
What are you going to get with your "Wish"? A quick rough image of your character receiving their wish and any results of Wild Magic Surges that may appear while granting the wish. This is being done for free, but as usual with my free commissions, that does not (nessisarily) mean that you can have whatever you want. This is all being done for good silly random fun. Some images might take longer than others, but I will eventually get to each and every one of you. I don't know how long these commissions will be open though, but it will not be forever.
If you are, think of something fun and I'll roll to see what… "bonus" you'll get out of the deal. Or if you really like something on the list… maybe I could skip the dice roll, if you make your own wish interesting enough to combo with it. Who knows? Just don't make it too obvious, you know?
PLEASE limit your wishes to ONE sentence (I'm looking at you
Clow. I love you and Geno, Bro. However, you are seriously impossible to shop for.). Also, please keep it clean. I am a clean artist. Please and Thank you.
(I'm going to be using this list to the best of my ability. https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf So if something doesn't work or is a bit vague, I'll find a way to make it work or just have fun with how Henry grants your wishes.)
And no wishing for more wishes. Trust me. He'll just turn you into a genie or something.
Lastly and certainly not least. And this is the most important thing of all....
The Bearowl Chickabee on his shoulder is named Pandora. She's only three months old and Henry loves her very much. You can't has her.
You all got that? Good. I've got three images ready right now, so by all means take your time in deciding what you want.
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Last I checked though that ended up working out pretty well in the end for that fellow https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15097795
Fair enough. But I don't see why women aren't lining up to pinch those adorable cheeks of yours already!
*pinches cheek playfully*
Like I said, it does violate the "can't make people fall in love" genie rule. If this is really what you want, I can try, but the consequences could be more dire than the Wild Magic Surge itself. Even then, you'd have to deal with said Surge.
*pinches cheek playfully*
Like I said, it does violate the "can't make people fall in love" genie rule. If this is really what you want, I can try, but the consequences could be more dire than the Wild Magic Surge itself. Even then, you'd have to deal with said Surge.
Henry:
*shrugs*
*Picks you up*
*mockingly prepares to toss you in the direction of aligator pit*
Nah, that'd be too easy...
*Puts you back down and brushes you off.*
Just to make sure. Is that your real wish or just a joke?
Edit: Also, no. That's not how he would grant it.
*shrugs*
*Picks you up*
*mockingly prepares to toss you in the direction of aligator pit*
Nah, that'd be too easy...
*Puts you back down and brushes you off.*
Just to make sure. Is that your real wish or just a joke?
Edit: Also, no. That's not how he would grant it.
Oh, it probably won't take more than a montage.
*Starts moving toward the bag* Rusty, you okay in there?
*Starts moving toward the bag* Rusty, you okay in there?
Hm... May want to wait a couple of days to see the results of the other individual who made a similar wish first.
My Patreons did get first dibs and he did wish for Imortality first. I could do the same or similar to you just letting you know.
My Patreons did get first dibs and he did wish for Imortality first. I could do the same or similar to you just letting you know.
Well, it does not need to be exactly like that, as there are many ways to gain "extended life". Some just happen to be more pleasant than others. Like Clone… Or perhaps Litchhood or Mummification.. though that wouldn't exactly include youth...
Or maybe… *snaps fingers to include demonic dark and firey ambiance*
I could Curse you with the curse of eternal reincarnation! To be cursed to die at the peak of your youth only to be reborn in a new body with no memories of your past lives! To forever and enternally walking the earth as nothing more than a young maden doomed to die again and again and again!!!!
*fires and darkness slowly fades with me just staring at you*
………
Or you know, magical facial cream to help keep those crow's feet away. Whatever works best.
Or maybe… *snaps fingers to include demonic dark and firey ambiance*
I could Curse you with the curse of eternal reincarnation! To be cursed to die at the peak of your youth only to be reborn in a new body with no memories of your past lives! To forever and enternally walking the earth as nothing more than a young maden doomed to die again and again and again!!!!
*fires and darkness slowly fades with me just staring at you*
………
Or you know, magical facial cream to help keep those crow's feet away. Whatever works best.
Henry: (places a hand on your shoulder)
My good fellow. If my greatest wish had not already been granted, I wouldn't be here, now would I?
*eyes flash predatorily*
Are you certain you wish to use your wish in such a manner that you'll get to see the exact details of my own wish and how it came into it's inevitable fruition?
My good fellow. If my greatest wish had not already been granted, I wouldn't be here, now would I?
*eyes flash predatorily*
Are you certain you wish to use your wish in such a manner that you'll get to see the exact details of my own wish and how it came into it's inevitable fruition?
Alright. But I'm gonna need a pound of flesh from you as a down payment.
*takes out uncut bacon and uses a pocket knife to slice strips to eat*
Preferably pig flesh… I have quite the fondness for cooked pig butt cut into slices.
*fakes cutting his finger by accident and sucks his "wound"*
*takes out uncut bacon and uses a pocket knife to slice strips to eat*
Preferably pig flesh… I have quite the fondness for cooked pig butt cut into slices.
*fakes cutting his finger by accident and sucks his "wound"*
Well, I don't exactly have pig flesh, since I'm a Skunk-Tiger hybrid. Now where the heck am I going to find a pound of flesh lying around *says as he strokes his long, luxurious skunk tail* Wait... you won't possibly be interested in this would you? *Holds up his tail to Henry Hornfellow*
Haha! It's funny because it saved your tail.
*drum rift*
*Henry looks around worriedly*
…… I'm not the only one who heard that, am I?
Speaking of. Did you remember the pickles? Pandora loves her some pickles.
*feeds her a mouse that she proceeds to eat like a penguin eats fish.*
Also you may need these.
*Hands you a pair of sunglasses*
*drum rift*
*Henry looks around worriedly*
…… I'm not the only one who heard that, am I?
Speaking of. Did you remember the pickles? Pandora loves her some pickles.
*feeds her a mouse that she proceeds to eat like a penguin eats fish.*
Also you may need these.
*Hands you a pair of sunglasses*
"Then I wish to become a summoner with powerful creatures of every plane at my command!"
Something that might be fun would be a combination of 2196, 0212, 2208, or any of the others that add insanity to summoning.
((Do you need a ref from me for this? I guess only thing I'm ever a stickler bout with my character is the lines on neck stay between tfs and gender stays if that matters.))
Something that might be fun would be a combination of 2196, 0212, 2208, or any of the others that add insanity to summoning.
((Do you need a ref from me for this? I guess only thing I'm ever a stickler bout with my character is the lines on neck stay between tfs and gender stays if that matters.))
Henry: This is quite the interesting wish. I'll see what I can do.
Rusty: Also, We can't control the Surges, but would you like to know what it will be before the image is finished?
Also, yes Send me a Note if you have a prefered Ref. I'll make do with whatever you have, but I make no promises about Gender. I'll check out the ones you pointed out either way.… Who knows? Might be interesting.(Edit: I especially like the idea of that third one. XD)
Henry: Especially if you wind up becoming a potted plant!
Rusty:……… Wait, are you just waiting for that particular result?
Henry: *shifty-eyes*… Maybe.
Rusty: Also, We can't control the Surges, but would you like to know what it will be before the image is finished?
Also, yes Send me a Note if you have a prefered Ref. I'll make do with whatever you have, but I make no promises about Gender. I'll check out the ones you pointed out either way.… Who knows? Might be interesting.(Edit: I especially like the idea of that third one. XD)
Henry: Especially if you wind up becoming a potted plant!
Rusty:……… Wait, are you just waiting for that particular result?
Henry: *shifty-eyes*… Maybe.
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