Baking Brownies: *comes to Patriotic Star’s garage* Hey, Patriotic Star...? *sees he isn’t here* Patriotic Star...you there? *comes towards the door and knocks* Patriotic, you in there?

Patriotic Star: Give me a minute! I’ll be out in a sec!

Baking Brownies: Ooookay.

*10 minutes later*

Baking Brownies: Zzzzzzzz…….

Patriotic Star: *flushes toilet as he comes on out of the garage’s bathroom* Yo!

Baking Brownies: *awakes in surprise* Oh! Patriotic Star, there you are!

Patriotic Star: Hey, there, Baking Brownies. What brings ya here?

Baking Brownies: I wanted to show ya som-...*sniffs the air* Oh, God! *fans the stench away*

Patriotic Star: Oh, come on. It doesn’t smell that bad.

Baking Brownies: Ugh, smells like you ate something and then it died in your lower intestines.

Patriotic Star: Hehehe. Anyways, what is it?

Baking Brownies: Uhh...oh, right! Wanted to show ya this. *shows pic*

Patriotic Star: *sees pic* Oh, hey! It’s me! Hahahahaha! Cool beans!

Baking Brownies: Heh. I thought you might like it since the artist has done these before for the other Infurnational members.

Patriotic Star: Oh. Well, I’m pretty much aware of that. I just never expected I’d get one. Hehe.

Baking Brownies: *BBRNT*

Patriotic Star: ...that wasn’t me.

Baking Brownies: *stomach grumbles* Ah, shit…! Uhh, Patriotic, I, uh...

Patriotic Star: *points at the bathroom in his garage* It’s open, if you wanna.

Baking Brownies: Much appreciated. *rushes to the bathroom*

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