Met a guy in the parking lot,
And all I did was say hello.
His pepper spray made it rather hard
For me to walk him home,
But I guess that's the way it goes.

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When I walked by and you caught my eye.
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights.

Met a guy with a graceful charm,
But when beauty met the beast he froze.
Got the sense I was not his type
By a black eye and bloody nose,
But I guess that's the way it goes.

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When I walked by and you caught my eye.
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights.

It's suffocating to say,
But the femboy mystique takes my breath away.
So give me a smile or give me a sneer,
'Cause I'm trying to guess here.