Art by  TetsukaMattsuda

And now for an impromptu what-if scenario: picture an alternate, furry universe where Sai is a villain in an arc of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

I'm Sai Wu. My age is about 2X. Currently I live at a middling flat in south Terminus City, around a bunch of other apartment complexes, and am single. I work at Terminus City Wildlife Center, and usually return home around 6 pm. I don't smoke, but enjoy the occasional stiff drink.

I get to bed about whenever, and tend to sleep an average of 5 hours. After enjoying an ice cold cola coupled with several hours spent lounging around in my underwear, I can usually find sleep some way or another. Unlike a newborn kit, my dreams are often frazzled and chaotic, and I tend to awake tired. Despite these circumstances, my last several check-ups displayed no problems whatsoever.

I'd like you to know, I'm an introvert that prefers to avoid embarrassment when possible. I avoid competition, bullies, rivals, exposures, troubles and anything else that might upset the few precious hours of sleep I enjoy. This is how I cope in a society full of stress and humiliation, my way of carving out my little slice of heaven amidst it all. If I'm gonna fight though, I'm...pretty sure I won't lose.


{Several menacings later}


As you can see, this is my stand, D.M.S.R. I named it myself, and honestly I'm pretty proud of it. 

Your modesty will not leave here intact . Tonight I'll have the best sleep I've had in years.