Father Figure’s Puppet: *sees pic* What a magnificent pic of my master.

Mr. H: What the-? *turns around and sees the cybernetic puppet* Oh, it’s you. Say, where is your master, anyway?

Father Figure’s Puppet: ...

Mr. H: ...what? No answer? *shrugs* Oh, well. *turns around and sees Father Figure* Aaah! What the...shit biscuits?!

Father Figure: Hmhmhmhmhmhm.

Mr. H: You son of a bitch. Is that why you didn’t wanna tell me where your master is, just to startle me?

Father Figure’s Puppet: Hoho. Now you know.

Mr. H: Oh, well. Could be worse, I would’ve gotten the stinkface from that old geezer.

Father Figure: Aha. Don’t be ridiculous. Why would I even do something like that, anyway?

Mr. H: I dunno. Just sayin’.

Father Figure’s Puppet: Master, you might wanna have a look at this. *shows pic*

Mr. H: Huh? *sees the puppet has his phone and notices it’s not in his hand* Hey! That’s my phone, ya dingus!

Father Figure: *sees pic* Hmm...hm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Impressive. I like it. Splendid work!

Father Figure’s Puppet: Glad you like, sir.

Mr. H: Yeah, yeah. Can I have my phone back now?

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

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