Bär’s Kid 1: *sees pic* Ooooooooh, coooool! Hey, guys! Lookit!

Bär’s Kid 2: *sees pic* Hey, it’s our dad!

Bär’s Kid 3: *sees pic, as well* Awesome!

Bär: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the bathroom* Whew. That felt so much better. *hears the kids chattering* Hm?

Bär’s Kid 2: What would Dad think if he saw this?

Bär’s Kid 3: He’ll probably like it. No doubt.

Bär: *appears behind his three kids* Heeeey, what’s all this chit-chat about?

Bär’s Kid 2: Eee!

Bär’s Kid 3: Blaah!

Bär’s Kid 1: Oh, Dad. Uh...hi. We were just...looking.

Bär: At?

Bär’s Kid 2: An artist drew you. Quick, show it to him.

Bär: *sees pic as one his kids show it to him* Well, I’ll be. Heh. This actually looks pretty nice. And here I thought you kids were looking at naughty stuff.

Bär’s Kid 2: What? Never.

Bär’s Kid 3: What makes ya say that?

Bär: I’m just saying. You kids oughta be more careful when going on different websites.

Bär’s Kid 1: Not to worry. We’ll be careful.

Bär: Good, good. Now, come on. Let’s head on over to the dinner table. I can already smell my wife’s currywurst.

Bär’s Kid 3: Alright!

Bär’s Kid 2: Dinnertime!

Bär’s Kid 1: Yeah! Let’s eat!

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