So, problems abound as we both realized pretty soonish that our bodies were infected with some weird parasite. strangely it looks like its causing us to undergo some...less than fortunate bloating. Don't get me wrong, I can carry weight like a champ, but Im getting worried about Ashley. I mean we've only been travelling for a couple of hours and she's already got a butt that could fill most conventional couches...honestly I'm wondering what those damn perves in this town have done to us...

Oh fuck, more of them! We gotta run!!