Sam: "Max, remind me why we're going to Borders again."
Max: "I need more copies of Ayn Rand, I ran outta toilet paper!"
Sam: "Why cantch pick something cheaper like the works of Stephanie Meyer?"
Max: "You kiddin?!? Only Rand's greatest work has the thick durable number of pages of bull to absorb my-"
FG: "Jesus christ, do you two EVER shut up!?!?"

One of my absolute best friends ever, the darkly funny  silentstranger made this sweet-ass cover pic for my recent stories of FinalGamer with Sam & Max. If there's anyone I can trust to get these two right, it's him.

Check out his stuff for abominations and black humour galore!