Never gon' stop
Give it up
Such a detty hoe

I always get it up
For the touch
Of that toilet roll

My-y-y-y-yah (woo!)
M-m-m-my Corona

...

So anyway.

Can't open my phone without getting slapped in the face with "CORONAVIRUS!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN' DIE!!!!" lately. I'm in the UK and lucky enough to apparently be working in the one shop in the entire country that is reasonably well stocked with no fights and barely any arguments.

I still had to by toilet roll and that shit was a challenge! Had to sneaky sneaky into the warehouse, grab a pack off the delivery and sneaky sneaky back to my department and shove it under a kick stool like some cat burglar.

I DON'T GET IT!?

WHY TOILET ROLL OF ALL THINGS!?!?

Pasta I get. But bog roll?????

Yeah, peeps gotta poop but come on! The rest of us need to shit too!

Also, I'm the only one in my house making money now. Viro works in a pub and all the pubs, restaurants, clubs etc. got shut down yesterday. The pub Viro works at is still offering a takeaway service and he'll be doing a FEW hours but eeehhhh, it won't be a lot. At least we still get SOMEthing from our shitty government (oh right! That's what the toilet roll is for! To clean up the shit that spews out of the radios and TVs whenever anyone from tHe GovErNMenT oF BiG bOyS In ChArGe speaks. I get it now!!)

Guy scratching his balls!

This customer was just staring at our deli counter and having a REEEEAAAAALLLLLL good rummage down there! Then he goes to fucking POKE the counter top! No! Dirty! *Squirt with disinfectant*.