YOUR PITIFUL LIVES ARE FINITE AND YOUR DAYS NUMBERED, WHILE THE HERD OF WAR ONLY GROWS

JOIN ME, MAGGOTS, AND BE IMMORTAL
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FIVE YEARS AGO, I DREW THE CONQUEROR KNOWN AS RAZORMOOSE. TODAY THE MOOSE RETURNS ONCE MORE, NOW WITH 150% MORE ACCURATE MOOSE ANATOMY THANKS TO LIKE TEN MINUTES OF RESEARCH I HADN'T DONE THE FIRST TIME I DREW HIM.

AND NOW HE'S FOUND HIMSELF A BAND OF  Valsalia'S YINGLETS, WHICH BODES WELL FOR ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.


I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO MAINTAIN CAPS LOCK FIRMLY ENGAGED FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF ANY WEB PAGE FEATURING RAZORMOOSE. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE A COMMENT.