Drawn in MSPaint in 10 minutes before I left for work this morning.


Look at my gaunts,
My gaunts are amazing,
Give 'em a lick.

Hmm, taste just like razors...

With a poke of their brain,
They turn into a plane,
And turn back again,
When you tug on their tendrils.

Eww, that's dirty...

Do you think so?
Well then I'd better not show you,
Where the Venomade is made.

Sweet Venomade
Sweet Venomade
Sweet Venomade
Sweet Venomade

Get on my gaunts,
They'll consume the universe,
And all the other places too.

I think you'll find that "the universe",
Pretty much covers everything...

Shut up woman get on my gaunts!