Waiter: Greetings, sir. What can I get for you today?

Meat Lover: The usual. *winks*

Waiter: *jots down every meat dish* Ah, yes. Coming right up. *walks off*

Meat Lover: *sits and waits for a few minutes as his stomach suddenly growls* Oooooh, sooooo huuuunggrry. *starts drooling as he thinks of meat dishes* Mmmm, can’t wait to chow down on some hot, juicy beef. *licks his lips* Okay, Meat Lover, just stay calm. You can wait. Let’s see...something to keep me distracted and not think of meat all the time. Umm…*phone vibrates* Oh! Great timing! *gets out his phone* Oh, boy. Oh, boy. A notification. *sees this pic* Ooooooh, mmyyyyy. Wow, this is a surprise. I never expected to get art from someone. Hmm...I usually have three sausages in my maw, but, oh well. Who cares? This is actually an amazing piece. Hehehehe. I like how there’s flames in the background.

Waiter: *approaches Meat Lover* Your meals are almost ready, sir.

Meat Lover: Yeah, yeah.

*20 minutes later*

Waiter: *comes in with all the meat dishes* Here you are, good sir. I hope we didn’t miss any of our meat dishes that are on our menu. So, please, do enjoy.

Meat Lover: Aaaaah, yes. Love this meaty spread! Thank you, kind sir.

Waiter: My pleasure. Enjoy all of our famous meat dishes. *walks off*

Meat Lover: Oh, I will. I most certainly will… *begins to chow down*

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