So the first day we moved in.. true story, the dog apparently thought he could phase himself through the glass patio door...

I walk into the den, he's staring all retarded like at the curtain... just wagging his tail. So i figured he'd want to go to the bathroom. I start to open the blinds, and as soon as a spot big enough for him to pass through is open, i see this brown flash and suddenly, a dog slams into the glass. So hard, it derailed the door... my husband had to re-seat the door later that day. If only the dog had listened when i said "sit and stay"

He was fine, a little more weary of the door now, There was also this weird dusty pattern from his fur hitting the door.

I admit.. i laughed hysterically.. after i made sure he wasn't brain dead well.. any more than normal.

Don't mind me, getting over some art blocks with stuff that made my day...