This is exactly what happens every time my husband says "let me do the dishes for you...
i am a ..addicted to cleaning.. to keeping my house clean... he's a bit lax in his mannerisms but i still love him.
drives me crazy though... he did this on my birthday last year, made a huge elaborate dinner, and then for 4 days proceeded to tell me "I'll wash them! Don't touch them!" Each day, it killed me... finally, i always end up cleaning them, and cackling..
Enjoy the horribly drawn comic that is my life.
i am a ..addicted to cleaning.. to keeping my house clean... he's a bit lax in his mannerisms but i still love him.
drives me crazy though... he did this on my birthday last year, made a huge elaborate dinner, and then for 4 days proceeded to tell me "I'll wash them! Don't touch them!" Each day, it killed me... finally, i always end up cleaning them, and cackling..
Enjoy the horribly drawn comic that is my life.
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i used to do that, but i got tired of people popping over and having this huge ugly sink full of stuff in their phaces, since we used to live in a one room apartment. Now that i have a house, it's like "oh, I'll just keep it clean" and if i manage to keep it spotless, something inevitably screws up... And honestly, i have no idea how our dishes multiply in the sink.. I'll put them in in a neat order so i can wash them quickly without hitting anything, since we have a ceramic sink and I've already broken 2 glasses D:.. and somehow, when he lets them "soak" they pile up, even if no one is using dishes... and I'm home alone all day.. until he gets home. I usually use a bowl or plate and wash it when it's use is done. and put it away. it's like the magical sink of despair D:
My parents get pissed, even when there's not much there a lot of the time. (2-3 plates, a container of sorts, a few bowls, a few glasses and utensils.) My father is like a dish dirtying machine, though. He uses so many somehow, it's really ridiculous and noticeable when he goes out of town. I can go couple of days without having to do them, and even when I do do them, there's not much. As soon as he gets home, though... bam, dishes.
hah! we had a friend staying with us once, bad idea.. dude dirtied every dish possible.. and even got chocolate ice cream on the wall behind the garbage can and never said anything, also spilled a bloody mary and then knocked a white lampshade into it... and never told us.. the amount of cleaning i had to do.. makes me remember why i'm not all that high on having friends over.. though i love to throw dinner parties.. or any party where i get to cook for people D:
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