Brakka zhe Yinglet's a BITCH-ASS MOZHERFUCKER. He pissed on my fucking MATRIARCH. Zhat's right, he took his yinglet fucking banana dick out and he pissed on my fucking matriarch and he said his dick was "dis big" and I said "zhat's disgusting".


So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter dot com: Brakka zhe Yinglet, you got a small dick, its zhe size of zhis pendelfruit except way smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. Zhat's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows,
look at zhat it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my matriarch so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earzh. Zhat's right zhis is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earzh, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON ZHAT ZHING. HOW DO YOU LIKE ZHAT VIRACROIX, I PISSED ON ZHAT ZHING YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-zhree hours before zhe zhat zhing drop-el-ets hit zhe fucking Earzh, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.


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...AAAAnnnd back to yinglet shitposting for me.

You'd think I should be sorry for this, but I'm not. I'm really, really not sorry.