“And you said all this was nonsense. What do you have to say now, huh?”

“Mah...my hair!”

“Oh, that will be along shortly, just wait a moment!”

All new visitors to RejuVacations have to start by heading all the way back down to toddlerhood for calibration. After that, you can skip that part on later visits if you want. Because hair quite suddenly can poof in, please see one of our incredibly talented stylists for the cute look you want to rock for your stay! And yes, we have non toxic, baby safe hair dye in EVERY color.