now let me just tell you why their crotches are glowing. because it is important.

first off, this is a commission for  pucacorgi featuring KingsRansom and Puca dressed as if they were staring in the David Bowie's 'Heroes' music video BUT as re-imagined by Lady Gaga and focusing on the line which has been used as the title for this submission.

you with me so far? okay.

now in combining those three things I pulled what I knew about them and mashed most of them together.

DAVID BOWIE VIDEO:
1. dramatic backlighting
2. snazzy jacket/t shirt
3. backlighting just happens to be crotch level most of the time, making it appear
as if his junk is shining like the sun.


LADY GAGA EVERYTHING
1. rolling around on the floor
2. no pants allowed
3. shiny things
4. hair made into a thing that's not usually made of hair (giant crazy bow, I'm looking at you)
5. no seriously just let your cooch flap in the wind
6. look like a power ranger villain
7. weird smirk smiles (reminds me of when a baby poots)

KINGS AND QUEENS
1. crowns
2. scepters
3. usually pretty shitty towards peasants

SO. this happened. each of their outfits are gagafied versions of Bowie's shirt and jacket from the video respectively. KingsRansom's tail is a crazy scepter, and Puca looks like she's about to destroy the world.

and their crotches are totally glowing.

I should probably never be allowed to draw again.