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Following on from here;https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35001536/, I came up with this for the villain of 
GeneCatlow webcomic.
DEATH: >TO "CO-HOSTS"< Yeah, I'm thinking of taking a few days holiday down there. I hear it's quite tranquil. >LISTENS TO HEADPIECE< Hmm, what's that? >SEES CAMERA< Oh, we're on! >TO AUDIENCE< Welcome back to our show! Our next guest is quite the modern Empire Builder - for all it was worth. Let's give a round of applause for Matt Cheshire*! >FANFARE< >WIND BLOWS< >QUIETLY< Hmm, obviously you're as popular as a 90's Tory ballot box after Thatcher left. >LOUDLY< So, welcome to my show. Nice to have have you here, Matt.
MATT: It's not like I had much else to go on(!)
DEATH: So, Matty, Matty-Matty-Matty...
MATT: Watch it, Bone-Face. I've still got some headway, you know.
DEATH: Alright. No need to get catty with me. >GAFFAWS< Catty, d'you get it? Cos you're a cat...>TRAILS OFF AND CLEARS THROAT< So, Matt, seems you've finally come to the end of your nine lives.
MATT: Ironic, isn't it? Least I left my mark upon the world.
DEATH: >QUIETLY< Enough for you to get sent down there, mate. >LOUDLY< So then, you did quite a lot of things to get to the top, didn't you?
MATT: I won't boast about it, but I think I was able to get my point across about not messing around with me.
DEATH: "Get your point across"(?) >TAKES OUT A SCROLL AND REDS IT< You sold a seaplane pilot faulty scuba tanks, knowing that your rival would drown if he used them. You then tried to destroy an underwater civilisation with bombs to look like scuba tanks as well. You underhandedly schemed with the human to destroy the peace treaty between your worlds and Ancient Canovia. All of them backfired, I may add. You really diced with death at other people's own expenses and lives.
MATT: >SCOFF< Circle of Life and Natural Selection
DEATH: Hmm, it also says here that you were rumoured to being a Matagot, a sort of witch's familiar or cat demon...
MATT: That was never proven!
DEATH: But still, everything you built up and hoped to achieve? It's all gone. Your henchmen and lackies left you like rats deserting a sinking ship...some even turned evidence against you to the police.
MATT: Who cares? They never could escape me. I'd find them sooner or later. Same with my former girlfriend Cydnee.
DEATH: Even your own Batman-esque concubines, Dawn & Dusk? They left you. Joined your rival's side. Like they say on the Weakest Link, you were left with nothing.
MATT: Really?
DEATH: Yeah. Sad, innit? You're just like the empire builders of the ancient times and early 21st Century. You built up your empire. You manipulated people by playing on their emotions. You dreamed to become supreme ruler of the world, and you went and lost it all.
MATT: Least I tried.
DEATH: Yeah...Trying's not the same as actually achieving it, is there?
MATT: I did what I had to do in order to appease my Dark Masters. I'm sure you'd know what that's like.
DEATH: Not really. I'm Death. I don't need a Dark Master. Never had, never will.
MATT: Oh, aren't we all la-de-dah! It was a modern war of independence for furry community. Human and furry unity? Pah! >Folds arms and looks away from screen< It'll never work out, you mark my words.
DEATH: Oh well, as the French say "C'est la guerre" >Pulls Scythe Lever and Matt zooms into the abyss with a cry of surprise< And thus one of the main enemies of the anthro human world is banished. I'm sure we'll all sleep well in our beds tonight.
* = Not sure what Matt's actual surname is. If someone would let me know, I'll adjust it.
As for Matt's deeds and his rise and fall from power, you'll have to read the webcomic to check out the references...
Chatty/Stupid Death © Horrible Histories c/o BBC
Matt © GeneCatlow
GeneCatlow webcomic.*DEATH: >TO "CO-HOSTS"< Yeah, I'm thinking of taking a few days holiday down there. I hear it's quite tranquil. >LISTENS TO HEADPIECE< Hmm, what's that? >SEES CAMERA< Oh, we're on! >TO AUDIENCE< Welcome back to our show! Our next guest is quite the modern Empire Builder - for all it was worth. Let's give a round of applause for Matt Cheshire*! >FANFARE< >WIND BLOWS< >QUIETLY< Hmm, obviously you're as popular as a 90's Tory ballot box after Thatcher left. >LOUDLY< So, welcome to my show. Nice to have have you here, Matt.
MATT: It's not like I had much else to go on(!)
DEATH: So, Matty, Matty-Matty-Matty...
MATT: Watch it, Bone-Face. I've still got some headway, you know.
DEATH: Alright. No need to get catty with me. >GAFFAWS< Catty, d'you get it? Cos you're a cat...>TRAILS OFF AND CLEARS THROAT< So, Matt, seems you've finally come to the end of your nine lives.
MATT: Ironic, isn't it? Least I left my mark upon the world.
DEATH: >QUIETLY< Enough for you to get sent down there, mate. >LOUDLY< So then, you did quite a lot of things to get to the top, didn't you?
MATT: I won't boast about it, but I think I was able to get my point across about not messing around with me.
DEATH: "Get your point across"(?) >TAKES OUT A SCROLL AND REDS IT< You sold a seaplane pilot faulty scuba tanks, knowing that your rival would drown if he used them. You then tried to destroy an underwater civilisation with bombs to look like scuba tanks as well. You underhandedly schemed with the human to destroy the peace treaty between your worlds and Ancient Canovia. All of them backfired, I may add. You really diced with death at other people's own expenses and lives.
MATT: >SCOFF< Circle of Life and Natural Selection
DEATH: Hmm, it also says here that you were rumoured to being a Matagot, a sort of witch's familiar or cat demon...
MATT: That was never proven!
DEATH: But still, everything you built up and hoped to achieve? It's all gone. Your henchmen and lackies left you like rats deserting a sinking ship...some even turned evidence against you to the police.
MATT: Who cares? They never could escape me. I'd find them sooner or later. Same with my former girlfriend Cydnee.
DEATH: Even your own Batman-esque concubines, Dawn & Dusk? They left you. Joined your rival's side. Like they say on the Weakest Link, you were left with nothing.
MATT: Really?
DEATH: Yeah. Sad, innit? You're just like the empire builders of the ancient times and early 21st Century. You built up your empire. You manipulated people by playing on their emotions. You dreamed to become supreme ruler of the world, and you went and lost it all.
MATT: Least I tried.
DEATH: Yeah...Trying's not the same as actually achieving it, is there?
MATT: I did what I had to do in order to appease my Dark Masters. I'm sure you'd know what that's like.
DEATH: Not really. I'm Death. I don't need a Dark Master. Never had, never will.
MATT: Oh, aren't we all la-de-dah! It was a modern war of independence for furry community. Human and furry unity? Pah! >Folds arms and looks away from screen< It'll never work out, you mark my words.
DEATH: Oh well, as the French say "C'est la guerre" >Pulls Scythe Lever and Matt zooms into the abyss with a cry of surprise< And thus one of the main enemies of the anthro human world is banished. I'm sure we'll all sleep well in our beds tonight.
** = Not sure what Matt's actual surname is. If someone would let me know, I'll adjust it.
As for Matt's deeds and his rise and fall from power, you'll have to read the webcomic to check out the references...
Chatty/Stupid Death © Horrible Histories c/o BBC
Matt ©
GeneCatlow
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Human
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