Warning: There's fowl language and innuendos so if you're under 13, please be careful or if you don't like swear words. Swearing is apart of their character so get use to it.

*Before you assume anything, I'm not making fun of the roleplayer person's grammar nor am I exploiting them. I wrote it as if Sirius and Shatter are on Discord and are expressing their opinion about it. All the words in italics are what them and I said in the roleplay. Please don't witch hunt me, I'm not bullying at all.*

Also they're reacting as how I portray them as characters, no OOC here like in the roleplay.

What if Sirius and Shatter heard of the roleplay about them and learned about Discord? Well, they first open it and than find the server and began reacting to it. As you can see, they know nothing about the internet and don't gasp that it's just fanfiction. And yes, they hit the fourth wall, especially in the very beginning. I was inspired by reactions on YouTube and the Game Grumps for this.

And yes, in the thumbnail, Shatter's mane is spiked, that's because she's screaming and her mane and coat are standing up. In my verse, she's very dramatic.

Please don't take this seriously, this is a joke.

Anything that has name: (following their speech) or *words*, that means the dialogue from the character's reacting to it on Discord, not the roleplay. The Roleplay doesn't have anything, just punctuation and stuff from what was written in the roleplay.

Disclaimer: MLP and Transformers belongs to Hasbro. Sirius Canis Major belongs to Me.

Here's the story if you don't want to open the document:

*Sirius Canis Major sets the camera up and then appears on screen, he adjusts the camera. Shatter is getting impatient*


Shatter: Hey! Can you hurry up with the adjustments, we got a reaction to film here!


Sirius Canis Major: Almost...There, perfect! *He distances himself from the camera and takes a seat*


Sirius Canis Major: *Clearing throat* Uh Hmmm…..! We’re officially rolling now dummy.


Shatter: *Is slightly startled by Sirius’s insult* Alright Twilight! *She says in a growly voice*


Sirius Canis Major: I’m not Twilight, I was informing you that I was done!


Shatter: *Rolls her eyes* Whatever. *Faces the camera*. Oh hi there! *Her eyes seem to shine all the sudden and looks happy* Welcome to our first commentary slash reaction to a roleplay on this weird website called “Discord?”. Oh my, it’s named after the Lord of Chaos great, Discord is everywhere.


Sirius Canis Major: *Whispers in the mare’s ear*


Shatter: Oh…. Right. By the way, my name is Shatter (which by the way, I’m based on a rushed and killed off character from a different franchise who has my name and looks ugly as fuck, and owned by Hasbro like us ponies) and this is my friend Sirius Canis Major. Him and I appear in this roleplay and we’re reacting to how they wrote ourselves as.


Sirius Canis Major: Yeah, that’s me. I’m not based off of anyone in particular but I am named after a Star Constellation.


Shatter: Yeah, yeah, whatever, lets get on with it! *She makes her voice higher in a mocking tone* Shall we?


Sirius Canis Major: Please stop... Now let’s open the Discord website.


*They turn on the Computer Monitor and find the website*


Shatter: At least the website is not chaotic like Discord, right?


Sirius Canis Major: *Sighs* I sort of like the dark background and the setting reminds me of Chatroom.


*Shatter who is at the computer types with a specialized Keyboard for Equine Hooves the Discord Server that they heard about the roleplay from*


Sirius Canis Major: *Looks at the server* Oh my….there really are adult ponies in diapers on here, not that I’m judging.


Shatter: *Cringes at the various padded pony pictures and roleplays on various channels* Yeah….Some of these pics are disgusting. Even Twilight Sparkle and her original friends are on here, they would never do that. *Looks at a Mature Channel and sees messy diapers. Gags in response* Ew….Gross....Dirty diapers don’t look like that, what’s wrong with people?


Sirius Canis Major: *Takes the mouse and looks for the roleplay. He eventually finds it.* Found it!


Shatter: Ugh...I know, I see it right there! By the looks of it, it has cringe all over it. Like...look at one of their pictures *Looks at a reference of Paddy Sparkle*, this pony here is an exact clone of Princess Twilight and has odd colored wings and a different mane color, wait? What type of pony has a cutie mark like that? *Scrolls a little more* What? She has two mothers and one father? What’s wrong with people?


Sirius Canis Major: I agree, that person can’t even talk, look at how he writes, I want to fix his grammar and even Twilight would get these vibes.


Shatter: Yeah, it’s so funny how uneducated people can be but at least the other person can write but they’re definitely confused when they reply to them. *Chuckles slightly*


*The two start scrolling and find a picture from the server, it looked like Sirius in a diaper and being cradled by the Twilight Clone*


Both Ponies: What?! *Their eyes wide and mouths gaping*


Sirius Canis Major: Oh my Celestia, I can’t… *Cracks up laughing*.


Shatter: *Doesn’t speak but makes a startled whinny horse noise by Sirius’s laughing*


Sirius Canis Major: Like...like...why am I being cradled like a baby. It’s like this Twilight Clone kidnapped me and put me in a diaper *Laughs a little more*. Like really, how do people like this?


Shatter: *Finally speaks but it’s in the form of yelling* What the fuck!! Who would draw this? This pony is...is...a creep!!


Sirius Canis Major: *Starts full blown laughing*


Shatter: *Covers her face* Damn you Twilight clone!


*The two get over their shock and start scrolling down until they see the roleplay*


*They read a few lines from the roleplay*


paddy smile hug sirius '' so how are your diaper feel?''


Sirius: Good and comfy.


rub your head '' that good, to hear'' pick up baby bottle.


Sirius: Picks up bottle and puts it in his mouth, starts sucking on it. His face blushes.


paddy giggle and lift up into hooves able hold like if foal. ''that keep drink your milk mommy is here''


Sirius: He leans more towards Paddy. He starts to drink the milk with more confidence.


start sing lullaby to him while to rock him not notice he was get younger! ''good boy mommy so proud of you''


Sirius: He starts dozing off, he's drank the milk halfway. He's in a trance by Paddie's lullaby.


paddy '' going give wounderful weekend as foal.'' kiss on forehead carry to custom made crib in like.


Sirius is completely asleep now and smiles once he's laid down in the adult crib.


as he had de-age to foal in his custom made diaper which anti-rash, super aboring, anti-smell. with his flaver theme diaper around his waist.


*The two ponies look at each other and look back at the screen*


Sirius Canis Major: Wow, just wow….My OCD and bookworm side is in high gear, I want to fix that person’s grammar so bad..


Shatter: Holly….Shit!!! This is horrible already. It’s not explained how you turned into a foal.


Sirius Canis Major: Yeah and I’m not surprised that they took the age regression route. They’re sort of right about one thing with us. Us Unicorns do know of spells that turn ponies into foals and even potions (in which a Unicorn isn’t necessarily needed) that do it either as a side effect (like the time some pony I know who had a sickness in his horn and got turned into a foal for a couple days but at least it made him feel better, he never wants to speak of that again) or intentional.


Shatter: Yeah...Twilight has told me before that she got turned into a foal when she took that same potion for her horn sickness when she was still the Princess Of Friendship. But still no explanation for how the clone did it! Ponies don’t just get turned into foals you know!


Sirius Canis Major: Right! I’m gifted in magic and I’ve never seen once in my life of ponies becoming a different age without magic. Also, with one of the words, did they mean “Flower”? My gosh, they said flaver. *Starts laughing*


*The two scroll until one of the texts catches Shatter’s attention*


Shatter: I think this is a spoiler but I’m going to be a baby too!? *Puts her face on the desk and groans* Oh no, oh no….Not my ego, I won’t be seen as a villain like I typically am. I don’t want to be innocent, oh no….. *Takes her face off the desk but is still upset*.


*Shatter is really depressed now but she continues to stay at the desk anyways. Her and Sirius scroll down to read the roleplay once more*


Sirius wake up in crib in giant nursery full anything ever want in his life.


He soom noticed everything was really big.


he also noticed his diaper soggy wet! when realizer was younger roughy 6 ys old or younger.


Sirius quickly sits up and his eyes widen. He looks at his hooves and notices that they're stubs compared to his long legs.


as paddy walk in carry baby bottle


Sirius was so caught in examining himself that he's surprised to see Paddy above him, standing over looking down at the crib.


''how do like be 6 ys old colt?'' question you.

wave warm up baby bottle in front of you.


Sirius is silent for a moment and replies "Wait, what? I'm 6? Uh.....I don't know".


lift out the crib pop bottle into mouth and carry out the bedroom into living room where your one freind seating.


*The two ponies have the same reaction as before but not as surprised*


Shatter: Whoa, whoa, whoa...Six years old?


Sirius Canis Major: *Snorts* If I was six years old, I would be long since potty trained. I started to run around without diapers at a few months old and started using the appropriate place at one. Diapering foals is really short and in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a foal over two-three years old with diapers. Also, only foals under three weeks wet the bed.


Shatter: Agreed, my parents told me that I started taking my diapers off at two months old, which was the time I flew for the first time. They had to put tape on them so that I couldn’t take them off, so when I was of minimal age, they ditched them all together and never needed them since. Baby Pegasi are very advanced compared to baby Alicorns and Earth Ponies. But yeah, this roleplay is so stupid already. I get the feeling that I’m coming up shortly when they said the word “Friend”.


Sirius Canis Major: Otherwise, things are interesting even though it’s still cringey and I don’t understand what they’re saying.


*The two are back to reading once more*


Sirius is sucking on his bottle and notices a familar short mane red Pegasus. His eyes widen and realizes that it's his friend, Shatter. She's surprised to see him regressed and has her mouth gaped open. Both ponies stare at each other for a second but of course not without Sirius drinking down his milk.


paddy ''told he was was fine and don't worry were of in 12 h'' carry over to over t shatter


Shatter still doesn't speak. Her eyes are wide open.


Shatter: Sorry to pause the reading but....If I saw you regressed, I wouldn’t just take you and feed you. I would grab you and dash out the door, being back in Canterlot in less than thirty seconds. This is so weird and I wouldn’t be shocked like that.


Sirius Canis Major: Right? You’re the fastest Pegasus I know and you wouldn’t just come into someone else's house.


Shatter: Yes, I wouldn’t just come in and say, *in an annoying high pitch voice* “Hello, I heard you had my friend here and I would like to see him. My name is Shatter”. No thank you, I would trick her into trusting me only to betray her like I’ve done so many times. Dropkick and I definitely fooled those Sector 7 Ponies. I would be seductive like I am only to do something without explanation.


Sirius Canis Major: Yep, this is definitely not like you in the roleplay. I’m kind of interested in what will happen next.


Shatter: *Her face turns red. She huffs out her nose like a horse* Great, I’m so excited to be turned into a dumb foal *She rolls her eyes*.


*They read once more*


''so do want hold and feed him?'' paddy ask


Sirius looks at his friend and slightly nods that he's okay and that he wouldn't mind. Shatter replies, "Uh....Okay....Sure" saying it reluctantly and than looks back at Sirius whose now a Colt.


*Shatter starts wheezing and almost starts laughing but doesn’t*


genly put into shatter hoof.


Shatter pulls him close to her chest and holds the bottle for the baby Unicorn.


paddy walk to kitchen '' would like anything to eat shatter?'' sound mother voices


Sirius Canis Major: Oh shit, here we go. I think she’s going to regress you now.


*Shatter’s eyes are wide open and now sweating. She’s on the verge of hyperventilating and needing to breath in a paper bag.*


Shatter answers, "Yes?". She finds Paddy's voice a little suspicious and notices that she's sort of addressing her like a foal but shakes off. Shatter replies, "Uh...sure. I'm a little hungry I guess".


start cooking kitchen


Shatter continues to feed Sirius. He's happy that his friend's here and nuzzles in the mares coat a little. His bottle is now half empty. The two ponies remain silent as they hear the sound of cooking from the kitchen.


as shatter smell some odd smell of favor dish being cook for breakfast!


Sirius finishes his bottle and wrinkles his nose and smells something odd. After being set off for a bit, Shatter takes her eyes back to Sirius and notices the bottle is empty. She grabs the bottle and places it on the floor next to her.


paddy poke her out ''so what do want to drink?'' wearing apon


Shatter glances at Paddy and replies, "Just water please..".


''are you sure '' as she flow over nuka-cola bottle toward you .

''do want another baby bottle feed him?''


Sirius Canis Major: They mean levitate right? Unicorns don’t flow stuff, we use levitation so that we don’t have to use our dang mouths or hooves.


Shatter: Duh…


*They continue reading*


Shatter gets nervous and stares at the floor and back up. She replies, "I'm sure. I don't consume sugar or sugary beverages." Sirius notices the soda and gets scared for his friend. He felt really full from his one bottle and looks at his friend in confusion when Paddy mentioned "Other baby bottle".


Shatter: Uh, I wouldn’t say that. I don’t consume pop very often because of the sugar and damage it can do to our teeth but..I do drink it sometimes. I generally prefer coffee over pop.



*Goes back to reading the roleplay*


''not non-sugar ok good to know'' as paddy toss it in open portal over trash can


Shatter sighs in relief that she understood that she avoids sugar. Sirius is also relieved but had the feeling that would change.


a large baby bottle flow out kictin over next shatter.


Sirius's eyes widen and he talks in his head "Oh no...She's next". Shatter is confused and asked, "That bottle is a little too large for a foal....Wait, is that a adult bottle? I don't need a bottle, I haven't had a bottle since I was a very young filly". Shatter's face becomes red and starts sweating, while still holding Sirius in her arms. Sirius is in a sitting position now and is just as confused as his friend.


''no it magic adjust who hold it.'' paddy say from behide hold mug full liqurd.


*The two ponies sigh in relief that the bottle wasn’t for the fictional version of Shatter in the story but they knew what was coming*


The ponies look at each other. Shatter replies, "Oh" but she isn't fully convinced. Sirius does a little nod but is unsure himself.


offer you mug which smell apple juice '' don't worry non-sugar juice'' lift up Sirius and feed the bottle which adjust one took in his tiny hooves


Shatter takes the mug and replies, "Uh...Thanks?" She brings the mug to her lips and sips it. The juice seems normal she thoughts so she starts drinking it.


as notice drink fresh was complete normal ''the food is done and at kitchen table'' while she nuzzle sirius as he drink from baby bottle.


Sirius Canis Major: Okay, okay. Why would I be given a second bottle when I was just given one? Foals only need to be fed every two hours not every 5 minutes.


Shatter: Yeah, I’m confused too. Since when is Apple Juice sugar free. Sugar free stuff is worse than stuff with sugar in it. I would’ve given that a pass too. Besides, I actually love Apple Juice especially *Acts slightly seductive and sticks her tongue out*, Sweet Apple Acre’s homemade Apple Cider. I can almost taste it….


Sirius Canis Major: Please stop, let's continue reading. I think it’s getting good.


*Shatter snaps out of her trance and shakes her head. She gets back on track to where they left off*


Shatter finishes her beverage and holds the empty cup with her wing. Paddy walks out with the baby Unicorn and Shatter follows her. She's suspicious of the food but shrugs it off like usual.


on the table was every she love for morning breakfast and there was lot of it like 6 helping.!


Shatter looks at the food and decides that the food is normal looking so she sits at the table.


paddy notice sirius drank all the milk agian as she pat him on back try burp him.


Shatter helps herself to the food. Sirius witnesses his friend briefly helping herself to food before the Alicorn tapped his back so hard that he had the need to burp. He fights it but has no choice but to let it out. Shatter doesn't notice as she shovels food into her mouth.


Sirius Canis Major: Ha, ha. Shoveling food down your throat…This is something you would do.


Shatter: No, I wouldn’t do such a thing. It’s hard for us non Unicorns to eat with silverware, you know, even though I do hold silverware with my wings, thank goodness I use my wings as a second set of limbs. Quit being so racist.


Sirius Canis Major: Alright, alright. You don’t but you non Unicorns are still messy eaters whether you use silverware or not.


Shatter: *Rolls her eyes* Whatever…


*They go back to the story*


as shatter make mess get food all over her. giggle at both out hug Sirius into her warm chest. and use napkin to wip shatter off like her mother do for child.

//hint paddy try get shatter call her mommy, right now.//


Shatter: Mommy? What the fuck…..Oh shit, I’m being regressed…. *She hoof palms (face palming by the way)*


*They continue the story*


Shatter blushes in embarrassment and tries to use her hoof to push her away. She growls, "I can clean myself thank you...And no, I won't call you Mommy". Paddy doesn't listen and continues cleaning her. Shatter scowls at her and pouts. Sirius finds it funny but doesn't laugh, he than nuzzles into Paddy's coat.


Shatter: Tell her that...Oh, Clone is on deaf ears. But at least she’s trying to resist it but acts like a foal anyways. I would never scowl and pout, I would slap her in the face.


*Goes back to reading*


//ooc//

paddy put shatter into highchair start to feed shatter as much she pout deep down kind enjoy it if treat like royal.

''open for train.''


*The two ponies look at each other and trying to define what OOC means, so they go on without talking. Even though Shatter is cringing at being put in a Highchair like a foal. In fact, she was one of those foals who had to be strapped down to one or else she would’ve flown out so that’s why it made her cringe*


Shatter sighs in defeat and accepts it. She opens her mouth to allow Paddy to put the spoonful of food into her mouth.

Her wings twitch in enjoyment.


put spoon into mouth ''there were go was so back now?'' grab spoon full get ready put mouth


Shatter nods her head and replies softly, "Yes, mommy I am".


nuzzle you use magic secret diaper shatter and continue feed her. while Sirius get watch his freind try act like child.


Sirius and Shatter: What?! *They look at each other*.


Shatter: This is getting unrealistic here. Why am I acting like that? Again acting like a baby without explanation.


Sirius Canis Major: You’re right, ponies don’t just act like that unless they’re given the intelligence spell or potions that make them dumb. In general, giving adults the intelligence of foals.


Shatter: *Places her hooves over her eyes* Ugh….Why? Wait, either the food or drink had a potion or….Wait, she could’ve casted the spell when she wasn’t looking… Oh no…


Sirius Canis Major: I sort of agree. Calm down and lets continue shall we? No matter how weird this gets.


*They go back on task and read the lines*


Sirius is slightly puzzled as his friend is losing her mind. Shatter doesn't care anymore and starts thinking she's a foal. She's not aware that she had a diaper on now and is now excited for the next spoonful.


keep feed her untill she full or want baby bottle or ask more fresh milk


*The two are confused when they see a black box to the word milk*


Shatter feels foal now and refuses the spoonful, shaking her head no. Instead, she starts getting thristy and asked, "Mommy, want milk?".


lift up shatter as she notice her proof catoon diaper ''you want baba or mommy milk?'' put shatter in her furry chest.


Sirius Canis Major: Mommy milk? *He’s completely confused*


*Shatter notices his confusion and question, and points with her hoof to somewhere between her legs or lower belly. Her face is red and is cringing as much as Sirius is*


Sirius Canis Major: *He realized what that meant by Shatter’s gesture and gags.* What? No, no,no, that clone wants to breastfeed an adult who is now dumb?


Shatter: “Nods her head” I’m cringing like you, I really hope she chooses the bottle. (Her pupils constrict to a smaller size and sweating. Her breathing begins to quicken but not to the point of hyperventilating)


Sirius Canis Major: Need a paper bag to breath in?


Shatter: *Shakes her head and takes a deep breath*


*They decide to read more even though it might be cringey as fuck*


Shatter thinks for a second. "Mommy milk". Sirius meanwhile is surprised at this and knows where this was going.


*The two start gagging*


Shatter: *Starts hyperventilating and in full blown panic attack* Paper….B...Bag!!! *Continues to hyperventilate*


Sirius Canis Major: *Finds a paper bag and levitates it to her* Here you go…


Shatter: *Snatches the paper bag and puts her muzzle in it. The bag inflates and deflates as she’s breathing in it. She does this for five minutes and then calms down enough to take her muzzle out of it, she slouches as a result and starts taking deep breaths* Thank you for the bag…


Sirius Canis Major: You’re welcome. I’m freaking out too.


Shatter: Good, I’m not the only one, thank goodness. I can’t believe that the now dumb mare is taking “That route!”. I would never take some ponies' tits, even if I was dumb due to the spell or potion.


Sirius Canis Major: Agree, I wouldn’t either. Let's continue with the story and see how weird it gets.


*They continue with the story even though they’re sweating now”


as paddy lay down show shatter to her breast which full milk wait for anyone to drink. ''my my what brave mare u are sshatter.''


Shatter goes to the breast and starts suckling. Sirius just watched her nurse and tilts his head.


*Shatter makes a surprise horse whinny noise. Her nostrils flare but calms herself down before going into another panic attack”


shatter reward with rich cream warm milk.


Shatter snaps out of it and questions, "Where am I?" but than remembers where she's at and notices cushioning on her flank. She looks down and realizes that she had a diaper on, she asks, "Why am I wearing a diaper? And certainly, why am I being held in your arms". Sirius is relieved that his friend isn't acting like a baby anymore but he's still young.


Sirius Canis Major: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That’s not accurate at all. Ponies who are dumbed down usually remember being dumb once the spell/potion wears off and the sensation they usually get when they’re under it are usually in a form of amnesia. They remember afterwards because they get their adult memories back and...that spell/potion lasts hours.


Shatter: Or...She’s still in that state and it explains why she’s confused.


Sirius Canis Major: Oh….. That makes sense now. Let’s keep reading then.


*The two continue to read what happens next*


as paady pat shatter on back get to burp ''oh it look you snap out iner foal.''


Both Ponies: What?! Again?!


Sirius Canis Major: Every pony has an inner foal but not like that.


Shatter: She’s got to be lying. I’m still a filly at heart but I don’t act like a baby. The clone doesn’t know what she’s talking about.


Sirius Canis Major: Yes…. *Tilts his head backwards and than back to facing the screen*.


*They continue to read once more*


Shatter is shocked and than holds her mouth to hold in her burp but fails. Afterwards she answers, "I was acting like a foal?". Sirius smiles at her being helpless and getting burped by Paddy.


*Sirius tries not to gag at this but still covers his mouth. Shatter looks at him in concern. *


''yep and it okey if you act foal here your secret save with me'' as paddy let shatter lay head in paddy furry which nice and warm.


Shatter is embarrassed and doesn't answer.


''shh just relax, if u want leave becuase feel uncompleted. am complitle understand, just remeber always weclome come here to stay have hard time in life.'' paddy walk over to sirius.


Shatter replies "Okay". Sirius looks at Paddy.


lift up sirius and carry both to nursery.


The two ponies glance at each other as they're being carried. Shatter looks around the nursery while Sirius just thinks, back where I began.


put shatter down next to Sirius and open toy chest fo rboth play with while paddy seat in rocking chair watch them.


*The two are now done reading*


Sirius Canis Major: A cliffhanger. Not surprised since it’s a roleplay so it might be continued later if those people have the time again.


Shatter: *Lets go of her breath that she didn’t know she was holding” Phew, I’m glad it’s over, for now. My eyes were burning the whole time.


Sirius Canis Major: Mine too, I was bothered by the spelling mistakes and grammar. I can only imagine what Princess Twilight would say if she saw this.


Shatter: Right? I don’t know where this story might go but, if they start where they left off, we should have a reaction part 2.


Sirius Canis Major: Yes, that’s what I was thinking. I enjoy cringing at stuff.


Shatter: Me too! I cringe all the time, especially the Auto Pony Resistance.


Sirius Canis Major: Well guys, it’s getting late and we’ve in general have been sitting here long enough so...uh, we’re done.


Shatter: Yes, we are. I hope you guys enjoyed our ridiculous reactions and bye. *Shatter turns the camera off*



The End