Ham: Oh, so you are the new girl. Nice.

Yona: Yes! Yak will make best security officer.

Ham: I was worried at first when my brother said you were 700lbs. I was afraid they were sending somepony skinny on me. Well anyways, you have a great figure Yona, could use a little bit of filling out across the flank and shoulders but, well. We can work on that over time.

Yona: So! When does Yak and Pony eat? Cute little pony said that's all Yak has to do.

Ham: Well, that's basically why I conned my little brother into creating this position anyways. But, you also have to ... actually do the job from time to time. Clubs, Fists, Plots are my favorite, we have tasers, but I only use them when the heat is on, or there are cameras. You have any problems smashing a fool?

Yona: YAK HAS NO PROBLEM SMASHING! Especially fools, ponies, hippogriffs, dragons, centaurs, cute little colt friend...

Ham: I think I'm gonna like you. We better get to work, mom's bringing snacks after while.

Hope you all enjoy <3

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