browsing the internaaaaaaaa

internnnnnNNOOOOOOOO`

are you high right now
am I high right n ow

This is what browsing the Internet does to you.

how do I kill it?
it must die!

It can't be killed by the hands of mortals.

what... what happens if he blinks when he's doin that

nothin good i bet

BAD STUFF

I want to pay you for the awesome shirt I just got! And order a second "Can I Help You?" shirt while I'm at it. And I'm gonna be a doofus and ask you to esplain how to pay you. I want for to give you monies!

I was starting to wonder if something went wrong! I'm glad you got it! XD

Unfortunately, I do not have the picture I used for that old shirt anymore! I mean...I could make another one, if you'd like, I wouldn't mind! It would probably just be different!

As for moneys...do you have Paypal? If not...do you have a Bank of America account? If not that ummmm, maybe a check or money order??

Yep, she came in perfectly! I have PayPal so all I need is your addy so's I can pay ye. And I'd be totally fine with a new "Can I Help You?" design. Seriously, man, you should be putting this stuff up on Redbubble and selling it!

Ah, my paypal is voln.art at gmail! I will keep this Redbubble in mindz, too...I keep hearing about it.

Eggsellent! I shall go give you monies RITE NAO.

hahaha this is pretty funny

Man, I know exactly what those eyes feel like!

At first I thought it was some kind of shorthand and I was all like "aw yeah, not Pitman, not Teeline..." then I put my glasses on and realized it was eyes and went

Shorthand is pretty fascinating! I kind of want to learn some kind of shorthand.

MY EYES ARE GOING TO EXPLODE, THE INTRAOCULAR PRESSURE IS TOO GREAT

eeeeeeeeBOOM!

AUGUGGHHGHsplort

Is it because he is a sun vampire?

A sharkpire maybe.

this is what happens when it is night and the sun vampire is not under ultraviolet light

oh no oh noooooooo

Go to bed, hippie.

It's the afternoon!

i've been surfing the wab for three yrs now

A websenior!

Joint Photographic Experts Group

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*smile fading but still frozen on face, eyes bug out*

*consumes in darkest of void, riddled with voluminous texture*