Meet Poundcake, a giant, cake-based, big softie of a goo wolf!

Poundcake, or “Pake” for short, is a synthetic, lab-made, asexual, gentle giant(er) boofer, based off the DNA of a Midday Lycanroc and woof amplified by 300% who only speaks dog (but can understand many languages thanks to technology!), and is made entirely out of cake! Or more specifically, “Goocake”, a special goopy substance developed by Kobb that can mimic real, organic cake, as well as slime-

Standing at 6’10”, and weighing around 520lbs, Poundcake is such a unit he classifies as two people!

His body is made of nothing but cake, both inside and out, more specifically, cinnamon cake with a “lemon goop filling”, which I shall get to-
All that’s inside of him is his “Radiant Obsidian Core” (working name), and a goop sac which also functions as a stomach, most usually full of toxic (but harmless!), radioactive, highly-transformative goop, which he at times drools nonchalantly- Despite there being no protection around this other than the cake that forms his body, the radiation is all safely kept inside, even when physical changes are had in his body, for example-

You can eat him! You can simply take chunks out of his body, and he’ll regenerate- He even enjoys this too!

He serves as Kobb’s loyal, affectionate, ... and at times accidentally bone-breaking companion, also serving as guardian of Kobb’s palatial estate, as well as cleaning up Zororoc’s messes.



Designed with help from an old friend.