In a land where people go to nightschool, where people spend their evenings learning random stuff, there is one guy... he has a notebook... he has a pencil... he has.... B-O-R-E-D-O-M!
Are you ready for the return of Fruits of Boredom?!? No?!? Tough luck!

Here is it: The sequel nobody wanted. Fruits of Boredom II! In 47D!

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Yeah, it's biology again, this time the subject is fossil fuel, or more precisely, oil. We all know oil originates from dead microorganisms from the sea, that get squished and heated by various layers of earth until, after a few million years, it becomes black and juicy and we put it in our cars (well, sort of). While I was bored I approached the subject from a different direction, asking myself: Where is the magic in that process? It needs more god. And thus, this comic was born.

And since the comic is German, here is a translation:

The Origin of Oil (or something...)

1. Sea creatures die.
Fish: "Life is meaningless!!!"

2. The rotting corpses are floating on the surface.

3. God is disgusted
God: "Oh my god!"

4. God pours oil into the water.

5. God tries to get rid of the problem.
God: "I hope my insurance covers this..."

6. God cannot handle matches properly.
God: "Goddammit!"

7. God is embarassed and leaves quietly.

8. The oil sinks down to the bottom of the sea, where it flows into a gully.

AND THAT'S HOW OIL GETS INTO THE EARTH!!!
Text on the fuel dispenser: "Super Lead-free"

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Yeah, that's it.
And just in case you're religious and offended: This is just a joke, nothing of greater meaning.

Enjoy the... whatever this is.