It’s morning and we find Heather in the kitchen cooking breakfast for the twins while also singing along to one of her favorite songs on the radio.

Heather: 🎶I-I love it when you call me señorita, I wish I could pretend I didn't need you, But every touch is ooh la la la, It's true, la la la Ooh- 🎶

TAG: Good Morning There Heather.

Heather: Oh good morning TAG and how are you doooooo-Huh???…… TAG?….. What the heck did you do to yourself? Are you now just a head with spider legs?

TAG: Spider Legs AND an extension neck.

TAG then extends his neck long enough for him to reach Heather at eye level.

TAG: Pretty Cool Huh?

Heather: I guess so… But why are you? I mean why did you?…. Where’s your body?

TAG: Probably somewhere that will take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Heather: What?

TAG: Hah Just kidding. Its actually right behind you. And its waving at you too. See.

Heather then turns around and sees TAG’s headless body waving at her.

Heather: Why?

TAG: Well isn’t that suppose to be some form of communication that humans do to each other? Uh oh, don’t tell me I downloaded the wrong notes again.

Heather: No not that, I mean why did you separate yourself from your own body? Is it just another part to one of your own hair brained schemes again?

TAG: I would say its more of an experiment. You remember last year when we faced off against Korgolox and before I had a chance to do something, he blew my head off with his laser gun?

Heather: Of course I do, how could I not?

TAG: Well I was thinking to myself, if we ever did come across something like that again…. Well let’s just say, I would like to be more prepared for it when it does.

Heather: Hmm, I understand. I mean we haven’t really faced anything like that since then, but it is good to have more options when it comes to safety precautions.

TAG: That And, it’ll make things a lot more easier for me. Now I can be in two places at once. Not to mention it’s just cool to have a head that’s both removable and movable. Look I can even crawl up on the walls and ceiling. See.

Heather: Hey easy now, don’t scratch up my cabinets, I just finished varnishing them.

TAG: Relax, I go with the grain. I’m no different than if I were an actual giant spider crawling on your ceiling.

Heather: That does not make me feel better.

As the twins look in amazement over watching TAG crawl on the ceiling, Sam walks into the kitchen and greets everyone.

Sam: Morning Everyone. Hey Heather do we still have anymore of that good white bread? I wanted to make french toa-oooh why is TAG on our ceiling? And why is he just a head with spider legs.

TAG: Ah man is this gonna be one of those things where I’m gonna have to explain myself to everyone who waltzes in here and tell it over a million times.

Samev’Annali: Well you can mark me off your list.

Samev’Annali appears behind Sam as she walks into kitchen and pours herself a glass of orange juice.

Heather: Samev’Annali you knew about this?

Samev’Annali: Of course, I was the first one he showed it to. He even woke me up in the middle of the night just to show it to me.

TAG: Yeah but you got it admit, this is the kind of thing that’s worth showing after hours.

Samev’Annali: Eh 6 out a 10 for me.

TAG: Ah nuts to you guys. You’re all just jealous cause your heads can’t detach and sprout bad ass spider legs like mine can. You’re all just stuck being miserable, fleshy, blood dependent creatures with none detachable heads and eruptible pancreases.

Heather: Oh yeah well at least we’re still taller than you.

TAG: Grrrrrrr.

Shortly after Martha walks into the kitchen and helps herself to some OJ as well.

Martha: Morning Everyone. Oh hey TAG, how’s that new spider head of yours working out?

TAG: Still Pretty Amazing………. Yeah I showed it to Martha last night too.

Sam: Soooooo why did he do this?

Samev’Annali, Heather & Martha: So he’ll be better prepared for when someone tries to blow his head off again and so he could be in two places at once.

TAG: You gotta appreciate how incredible our girl’s listening skills are.

Sam: Well I think it’s a bit unnecessary.

TAG: Pfft Spoken Lie-ka Troo Haedah. Now if you all please excuse me, I’m gonna go off and do the things that I normal do around this hour.

Samev’Annali: Spy on the neighbor’s goat again?

TAG: If you could even call it that. I swear to you Samev’Annali that THING out there is not an ordinary goat. I really think it might be some kind of demon or evil restless spirit from beyond our realm…. And I think it wants something from us.

Samev’Annali: You said the same thing about that old lady who use to live two blocks away from us. What was her name? Ms. Wilburson?

TAG: Mrs. Witterson. And I think that goat is Mrs. Witterson. It definitely has that same kind of demonic presence that she use to give off when I would pass by her house. Don’t you also think it’s kinda weird that that goat showed up in our neighborhood exactly one week after Witterson died on her front lawn?

Samev’Annali: Don’t worry TAG, we’ll be sure to scrub some extra holy water on our front porch before it gets dark.

TAG: Make all the jokes you want Samev’Annali, but I’m telling you that goat is evil. You don’t see the kinds of things I see it do when you guys aren’t looking. Sometimes at night I swear I can even hear it trying to talk to me through the walls while I go through my Amazon wish list. Well luckily for me I’m a robot and I might not have a soul for it to steal when it’s on its way back to Hell. And from the looks of it, I’m probably the only one here who has the power to send it back to Hell. So prey for your mortal souls you ungrateful fools, as today might be the last day you spend them here on Earth.

Heather: Alright then TAG, you go and play nice with your little goat friend. Me and Samev’Annali are gonna head off and take the twins down to Grandma’s house. We’ll be back shortly.

Samev’Annali: Bye Guys. Oh and by the way, Papa we actually did eat up all the white bread last night, so you’re just gonna have to make do with waffles until we get some more.

Sam: Oh alright.

TAG: Oh Fine! Go ahead and mock me, but we’ll see who’s laughing when the goat comes for you all. Come along body, we got work to do.

TAG’s body follows him out of the kitchen, only to then run into a wall and fall down.

TAG: Yeah we’re still working out the kinks on that.

The End.