[Mortal Kombat voice] Fatality

Shouldn't the location of a doomsday cannon be kind of an important thing to share with the two super heroes....? The kids probably thought it would be more dramatic this way, hehe

These boys are more than meets the eye.

They've been known to heroes blood pressure go up and cause some mental breakdowns.

awesome! can't wait to see what happens next!

More will come. I hope soon.

awesomeness!!!

Damn! Decapitation in its finest, and I quote from Mortal Kombat...

"Ranger Wins! FATALITY!"

She does show she will do whatever it takes to win and also beat terrorism.

This gives me some insight on how I can portray Ranger in my "Zephyr Heroes: Superstars" story. I'm still figuring out her role for her inclusion in the story and which of my 12 villains she would hate first. I may just go with the mare-villainess theme like Egg is doing with First Mission.

The lady has been through hell and then some.

Though to be on the safe side, can you email or note me with some info about Ranger when you can? I'd like to portray her as accurately as possible.

okay then.

Stats been sent.

I got it, thanks.

You're welcome.

Cool been waiting for this.Thing are starting to get more tence.

That they are. It'll get even tense.

Really cool characters Train combined with Eggplants cool style...
Personally except Iron Man I HATE the superhero janre but this is WOW!!!

Why thank you kind sir.

Kein Problem

Aww, I'mma miss Dr. Brambleberry...
She was one cool villain.

I don't miss her. Even though I know she'll be back in one way or another.

Well, I mean miss in a way like "Do you remember her? She was cool. I miss her and her schemes."
Not like personally.

Don't worry, I knew what you meant.

Heh. Cool. X3

Damn better get to it girls.

Yikes. This suddenly took a turn for the gory. Of course being able to take Arrowhead's sword without blinking something tells me Ranger is right they shouldn't stick around to find out if she is dead.

And I assume the time in the corners of two frames is how much time they have to find the cannon?

Yes, if they don't find it. The cannon goes off and the Bureau dies.

'Bout time somebody made her shut up.

And I couldn't think of anyone better.

Yup, me too.

Ranger is definitely hardcore.

And why has no one talked to Louis and Kenny's parents?

Probably the same reason the FCC hasn't tried to take Matthews off the air, it would kill off a source of comedy relief.

Also that both kids parents will try to play down anything they do. also they refuse to believe their boys are troublemakers.

Sounds like too many parents here. 'But he's a nice boy. He wouldn't hurt a fly.' Yeah, right.

That's the name of the game with these parents.

Kind of sad, isn't it?

It is. But what can be said?

It's what makes this comic good as well.

Maybe with them admitting that junior isn't as innocent as they think he or she is?

For this one, yes it does. Although I hate to find out how the parents will act when they find out that they precious little 'angels' were involved.

Oh they'll say. "Boys will be Boys" and that's it for the parents.

You see, Kenny and Louis 's parents won't believe anything that is said to them unless the boys do something really and extremely wrong.

Otherwise, they'll yell and holler at anyone they feel is persecuting their kids. They'll always feel their kids did nothing wrong.

"They'll always be curious." they'll say.

Yes, they'll even yell and even threaten to sue Germania and her friends. Just like they do with Ranger and Lady Liberty.

In this case, they'll blame Ranger and threaten to sue the Bureau. But they won't do it. plus the boys are "Media Darlings".

Palm slap. That is even worst than I'd thought, as those must be the most dense set of parents out there.

As for Germania, she would tell them to bring it. That's it. Considering the resources she has access to, the parents might be the ones to back off, as I know my girl to not back down from a fight, especially if she is in the right. (Translation: Germania would rather take her chances than give in to those brats.)

Well they're like that "Balloon Hoax" family of recent infamy.

You had to Palm Slap that one.

I see. And yes you did, all the way to sentencing.

Well, as I'd said Germania won't be the one backing down. So, unless they mean it, all she'll do is let them scream, while looking them over, to size them up, then tell them to go ahead and sue, and expect a counter suit. I'm sure they'll be singing a different tone when they see the piss-off mare look on her face when she says it. When that appears, she does not fool around. If there is one thing that she is good at, is being able to size up her opponent, and figuring which one is serious and which one is a blow hard, and react accordingly.

So now you get the idea of what kind of family those two brats are from.



The only thing basically that is holding back Lady Liberty, Ranger, and the others is just that; They're minors and being sued because they(Colmaton Heroines) all know. if they punch those kids or anyone else(besides Tom Matthews). A lawsuit will head their way. Not everybody can take a chance like Germania can.

They walk away normally.

They know they live in a "Sue First" happy society. plus the threat of revealing themselves in court is also constant. They also know society isn't always on their side whether it's reasoning or standing.

They know that somebody who is backwards thinking and negative always will grab attention and gets talked about more they will. They can do a million great things like charity and save the day. But who will get the attention in the media mostly now in recent times?

After all, look at the serial killers in history and how so many were fascinated with them. It's sad and shameful.

You want a recent example? Look at the guy who flew that airplane into the building in Texas. People were praising him in my neighborhood for killing an IRS person.

I think that I'd earlier said that the folks were dense.

Germania wouldn't punch the kids, but she would make certain that they won't have a friend in her if they get into something real serious.

The main reason for the present 'sue happy' society is because we have too many lawyers looking for a constant pay day, and too many idiots willing to help them. Once the former is lowered in their number, and the later realize that they're just being used to help keep the former in money, it'll stop.

As for the fasciation with serial killiers, it's the same with folks looking at train wrecks. Too many folks want to look at the mayham, without thinking what could happen.

On the later, that is the first I'd heard of it, and I wonder how many folks did that because of the present economic situation, and how many just don't like the gov't, and forget that it is mostly made up of people who are just trying to make a living? Very few, I'm betting.

Nods to those.

But the number of idiots will continue to grow sadly.

The kids could care less. They know someone will be around.

It's both on the plane incident. You didn't hear about that? It's been on the news.

In my neighborhood and around a few places here in the D.C. Metro area it's a couple thousand. Online, the number was pretty bad.

I don't think so. I think that such a thing can only go so far before folks realize that they'll end up needing to sue themselves to make money.

With the plane incident, all I have heard is about the crash and the authorities trying to piece together why he did it. Haven't heard squat about some folks out there praising him for doing it. All I can say is, they better not have friends who work for the government, cause if an OK City happened with them in the middle of it, I don't want to hear the croc tears about their dead friends, since no one deserves something like that happening to them for going to their job.

We live in a time right now where yes, it can only go so far but I do believe after we 're gone. It'll get to that point.

Yes, that much is true. But you know the old saying. The truth is stranger than fiction.

Nods

Well, I'm hoping that it'll happen way before then, as it seems that this kind of stuff runs in cycles.

Sadly, I have.

Nods.

Hiding the doomsday weapon in plain sight, two points for Dr. Brambleberry.

Pretty much.

Ahhh no problem! Some bondo and she'll be just fine...

For her, of course.

To quote one of the female characters from Cyberchase, 'Bye bye, bad guy', although the bitch mare is going to be back in some form.

As for Kenny and Louis, rule #1: Do not fuck around with the she-bear. It is not a smart thing to do.

You can say that.

Nods.

To quote a certain fictional monarch; "Off with her head!"

I guess Dr. Brambleberry kinda lost her head

Kinda LOST her head?

if she was a Ferret I would have said "pop goes the weasel!"

or I could have gone for the tasteless "Ranger Deary, you really blew my mind!"

You do realize you would've been dragged out into the street and been shot for such.

why not, I'm already going to hell, and trying to take as many happy heathens along with me as wanna go!

come on, HELLCON every day!

Those puns are complete torture.

I hope that they remember to take her head... it's small enough to be portable, and taking it should help; to slow down any chance of her recovering from losing it.

You can only hope that happens.

OUCH! That's GOTTA hurt!

Kids, do NOT try this at home!!!!

Great action here, Egg!

Superb comic series!

Hurt? I don't think she felt it. But you may never know.

But you're right. Don't try this at home kids.

That's no way to get "a head" in life.

Torture ARRRGGGHHHHH

wow! remind me never to get on Ranger's bad side, although after what Dr. Brambleberry did to her i can't really blame Ranger. i was wondering how this was going to play out but it makes sense, i think Ranger was using the chain as a decoy that give Arrowhead a free shot, when that didn't work, it got Dr. B's attention away from Ranger long enough for her to do this to her. i love Ranger face in the last panel and the way shes holding the kids, you know they could have saved them the trouble and just lead them to the weapon in the 1st place but they wanted to get to Dr. B 1st so its not like they asked. hope they have enough time to do something now.

Grate page i look forward to more!

Very good observation.

If she killed them no court in the land would convict her of murder.